Captain's Permission, Brother's Blessing
“Captain Armor?”
The voice was heard from the other side of the door, reaching the white unicorn with blue mane who was seated behind his desk, filling out some standard paperwork. Shining Armor, Captain of the Crystal Guard, put down his quill and stopped writing on the paper in front of him, then looked up at the door.
“Come in!” he replied, putting his hooves together calmly as the door opened.
An orange pegasus wearing gold-colored armor with a blue crest and tail walked in. He quickly stood in front of the Captain’s desk before respectfully taking off his helmet and saluting. “Sorry to interrupt, sir.”
“Oh, it’s quite alright.” Shining Armor said as he nodded to the pegasus, signalling him to stand at ease. “Did you come by yourself?” he asked.
“Yes, sir.” the pegasus replied at once.
“Then close the door and have a seat.” the Captain indicated one of the chairs positioned behind the orange pony. “What do you need, Corporal Sentry?” he asked in a friendly manner as he slid the paperwork back into the ‘to-do’ pile and gave the Guardspony his full attention.
“I…” Flash Sentry hesitated, taking a while to complete the sentence; this wasn’t something as simple as a request for R&R, it needed to be approached delicately. “I need advice, sir.” he finally said.
To say that Shining Armor wasn’t expecting that was an understatement, but the captain still kept a reasonably calm expression, though one of his eyebrows did rise a fraction of an inch. “Explain yourself, Corporal.”
Flash Sentry decided to get it over with and cut directly to the chase, “I think I may have fallen in love, sir.”
Shining Armor’s brow raised several more noticeable fractions of an inch at this. “...Flash, I know you and I have been friends for a couple months now, but I don’t believe I need to remind you that I am happily married. And no offense, but as a stallion you’re not exactly my type.”
“What?!” Flash was flabbergasted for a few seconds. His eyes then widened as realization dawned and he shook his head rapidly, color rising to his cheeks. “No sir,” he clarified quickly, “I didn’t mean I was in love with you!”
“Oh, good, for a second I got worried.” Shining Armor paused, then narrowed his eyes. “Wait, why did you come to me for that kind of advice?”
“Well, obviously as a Royal Guard I have responsibilities, and such responsibilities don’t allow for me to pursue a relationship.” Flash explained as he fought back the hot blush on his face. “But I cannot stop thinking about her, no matter how hard I try. I could handle it until recently, and I don’t know what to do, sir.” There was now a heavy emotion in Flash’s words and his tone, like a mix of guilt and passion.
Shining Armor thought for a moment, then stood up. “Flash Sentry, look at me. Long ago, I wasn’t just a Royal Guard, I was a pony in a relationship—with a Princess no less! My duty and responsibility didn’t become a reason to stop seeing her. It never found a reason to intrude in my love life, it just made the moments I was with her more precious than they were before.” He walked over to the young guard, a look of confidence in his eyes. “I see no reason your duty should interfere with your life. This Empire’s all about love after all!”
Listening to those words made Flash Sentry far more confident than when he walked in, and it showed in his now lit up expression. However, remembering one detail made his face fall slowly. It was a rather specific detail, and one which needed to be talked about with this particular stallion in front of him. “But Captain Armor...the mare I am in love with is-”
He had no time to continue before Shining cut him off with a simple wave of his hoof. “I don’t care who it is. You want my permission to date her? You got it.” He held a fake evil smile. “In fact…” His face suddenly went straight and he spoke with a louder, more authoritative tone. “You will ask her out, that is an order! And if I don’t hear a report from you regarding this situation, you’ll be put on KP! Do I make myself clear?!”
Flash Sentry immediately stood upright and saluted. “Sir, yes sir!”
“Good! Dismissed!” Shining Armor barked in a way which would not have gone out of place on a parade ground.
Flash Sentry nodded and put on his helmet again before leaving the office, his face beaming with relief and confidence. Shining Armor smiled and shook his head and sat back down behind his desk.
“Ah, young love.” he mused briefly before sliding the papers back out of his ‘to-do’ pile and getting back to work.
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Hours had passed since the talk with Flash Sentry, and Shining Armor had chosen to spend some time walking through the Crystal Palace. He had been living there for a long time, but walking through familiar halls was always a good way to clear his mind. It was in the middle of that walk that he encountered a young mare, a mare he cared about deeply.
“Shining Armor!” Twilight called, glad to have finally found her older brother. “I was just looking for you!”
“Oh, hey Twily!” Shining Armor said happily as he walked over to his one and only sister. “I thought you were with Cadence.”
“I was, but something came up and I need to talk to you.” Twilight replied, her tone suggesting a matter of some urgency was ahoof.
What’s with ponies wanting to talk to me today? “Well sure! What is it, little sis?” He asked, expecting something interesting from her.
“After hours of research on the subject and some… field testing, I think it’s safe to say that I, Twilight Sparkle, am in love with a stallion.” Twilight said sheepishly and with a tiny blush. “I mean at first I believed it was simply a crush, but I think it’s real now, all evidence points to it.” she said a bit more confidently, using the same tone one would use to state the results of an important scientific experiment.
Shining Armor couldn’t help but grin. “Really? You—the pony who preferred reading books to hanging out with others—are IN LOVE?” he asked incredulously. “Oh Twily, you have grown so much!” He gave her a nearly crushing hug. In fact he might have crushed her if it hadn’t been for her wings instinctively flaring out against his forelegs and protecting her ribs. “You dream of this moment for so long, but when it finally comes you can’t help but feel it came too soon!”
Twilight definitely wasn’t expecting the hug, and she looked around the empty hallway with an awkward smile. “Uh...BBBFF? Could you please let go?”
“Why? You don’t want your only brother touching you now, Princess?” He asked mockingly.
“Uh, no, that’s not it.” the young alicorn said as she slowly pulled away from him. “Your ‘Liquid Pride’ is getting my mane all wet.”
“Oh!” Shining Armor quickly let her go and backed away. “Sorry!” he sniffed and wiped the ‘Liquid Pride’ out of his eyes. “So, you were saying?”
“Right. So, I believe I am in love, but I am at a loss as to what to do!” She put a hoof to her mouth, realizing just how rarely she was in a situation like this: knowing all the facts but not having a clue how to use them. She then began talking very quickly, breathing almost to the point of hyperventilating, “No book tells me what to do now! Is there a book about how to ask somepony out? Maybe one about how to confess your feelings?! Is there any kind of research paper about Princesses and relationships with non-royalty?!” Her wings puffed out and her eyes went wide as she put both forehooves on her brother’s chestplate. “HELP ME!” she shouted, victim to her sudden anxiety, “I’m having a panic attack!”
Shining Armor wasn’t expecting that outburst. It had been years since he had helped his often high-strung sister through one of her attacks and he tried to come up with something quickly. “Um—uh, well—Calm down!”
He would have been more effective had he told the Sun to stop moving for a minute.
“I can’t!” Twilight half yelled, half panted, “That’s why it’s called a Panic ATTACK!” she frowned at her BBBFF before continuing. “Would I be wrong to want to date a pony that is not royalty? Celestia never told me this could happen! What do you think I should do?!”
Shining Armor sighed, then spoke slowly and reassuringly, “Twily, Cadence married me, and I wasn’t royalty.”
“Oh...right.” Twilight began to calm down slowly, breathing at a more normal rate as she let go of her brother and set her forelegs back down on the crystalline floor. “...Then what should I do?”
“Look, if Love were a crime, then Cadence would likely not be a Princess. Everypony is free to love whomever they want, Twily, no matter their status.” He put on a comforting smile. “And if Love were something that could be researched, then weddings would be run by scientists.” he frowned momentarily, “—On second thought, you’d probably like that—The point is, you just have to do what your heart tells you to do.” he held his hoof to his chest and smiled softly.
Twilight looked down at her own chest. “...Then I should pound him a hundred times per minute?” she asked, confused.
“...Not that literally, sis.” Shining Armor said, unamused. “If you want to go out with that pony, then go and do it! I believe I speak for everypony, even the Princesses, when I say that you have my blessing and support.”
Twilight smiled at that, and gave him her own crushing hug, which didn’t manage to do much through his armor. “Thank you, BBBFF! You’re the best brother I could ever hope for!”
Shining Armor returned the hug, then broke it himself. “Alright, Twily, go and ask that stallion out! And if he rejects you, well, I do have a strong set of hooves that could meet his face.” he flexed a foreleg, made thick with muscle by years of training.
“Oh I don’t think it’ll come to that.” She replied, rolling her eyes.
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It was just minutes past sunset when Shining Armor walked by one of the Crystal Palace’s balconies, one with a view of the courtyard containing the Crystal Heart. It was at that moment when he saw something strange: a group of guards gathered at the balcony, looking down. Intrigued, Shining Armor walked over to them, brow furrowed. “Guards.”
“Ah!” One of the guards moved away. “Captain!”
“What’s going on here?” the white unicorn asked.
“Well sir,” one of the guards said, “it looks like the Corporal will be the new you!”
“Excuse me, what?” Shining Armor approached the balcony to see just what in Tartarus was going on.
Below them, right in front of the Crystal Heart, was a shocking sight. Princess Twilight Sparkle was embracing a Royal Guard, Flash Sentry to be specific. Just the sight made Shining Armor’s eye twitch, but when he saw them kissing his jaw dropped until it touched the floor of the balcony, or at least it would have if his hoof hadn’t gotten in the way.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SISTER!?” He screamed, surprising both the guards and the happy couple. Without delay, he ran out of the balcony and down the stairs.
“What’s going on?” Twilight asked, nervously. “Why did Shining freak out like that?”
Flash was almost too scared to answer, but he still made the effort. “You said you asked him for advice...Did you tell him it was about me?”
Twilight laughed awkwardly. “...No...Wait—didn’t you do the same thing?”
Flash was the one laughing awkwardly this time. “Hehe...Oops?”
Twilight didn’t have time to scold him before Shining burst out of a nearby doorway and began charging towards them, “FLASH SENTRY!!”
The pegasus guard jumped into the air and looked down at Twilight. “Alright, we had a good run! What was it? Ten, fifteen minutes? That’s more than most ponies get in a lifetime, so, bye bye! I’ll write as soon as I get a new identity! Take care!” He started to fly away, but the lavender aura of Twilight’s magic held his tail tightly.
“And just where do you think you’re going?” Twilight asked somewhat pointedly.
“Oh, I’m just going to another nation, maybe Griffonia?”
“Back to the ground, Flash, I can handle my brother.” Twilight turned to face her now menacingly close brother as Flash hung his head and settled back down to the ground next to her. She smiled and acted as if absolutely nothing were wrong, “Hey, Shining! What’s up, BBBFF?”
Shining only shot a glare at her before focusing on Flash. “YOU!” He pointed his hoof at him. “What the hay are you doing?! This is my sister and a Princess of Equestria!”
“Well...”
“I told you to go ask that mare out!”
“And I did!”
“SHH!” Shining Armor looked back at Twilight, “And you! I can’t believe this! I thought I told you to go after the stallion you fell in love with!”
“And I did!”
“Then what is this?!” Shining beckoned at Flash with a hoof, “And in front of the Crystal Heart!”
Twilight rolled her eyes. “If you just let me explain…”
“Then explain, because I demand an explanation!”
“I don’t see why you’re so upset!” Twilight began. “I asked you earlier if I could date him!”
“Yes, and I gave you my blessing. So why are you doing this? Don’t you know he wanted to ask a mare out?”
“That mare was me!” Twilight said, pointing to herself and glaring at her elder sibling.
“Oh come on, Twily! I’m not in the mood for jokes! Tell her, Corporal!”
“...Actually sir, when I came to you for advice, I was talking about her.” Flash Sentry said.
“You—Wait, what?”
There was a long silence as realization slowly came to Shining Armor’s face. “You two were talking...about each other?!” he gestured between the two ponies in front of him, still not wanting to believe what his brain was telling him.
“Yes, sir. I was going to say who it was but you interrupted me.” Flash said apologetically.
“I didn’t think I needed to say it…” Twilight added softly, sounding almost a little hurt.
“...So you two...But...I…” Shining Armor shook his head. “I caused this?!”
“Yes!” Both younger ponies said in unison.
“...Oh by Celestia, what a mix up!” Shining Armor shouted, dramatically embarrassed. He took a moment to recover before looking back up at them. “So you two are in love with each other?”
Twilight held Flash’s foreleg with her own, nodding enthusiastically while Flash nodded once.
Some librarians would have been uncomfortable with the silence that followed.
“Shining, I’m sorry you had to find out this way, but I love him!” Twilight brushed up against Flash, nuzzling him. “We love each other.”
Shining Armor stood there, silent, for a moment. Then without warning, he gave them both a big, if somewhat awkward hug. “Oh I’m so happy for you guys!” He said. “I can’t believe this!”
Both younger ponies didn’t know how to react but had no time to return the gesture before Shining Armor let them go. “Well...thank you.”
“We should all go inside and celebrate! Oh this is tremendous news! Twily, go get Cadence! She has to know about this!” Shining Armor said excitedly.
Twilight was somewhat confused at her brother’s neck-breaking change in tone, but she still managed to smile and nod to him. “Of course!” She gave Flash Sentry a peck on the lips before flying on ahead into the Palace.
Flash Sentry smiled and sighed in relief, then began to walk after his new special somepony. Right in the middle of the walk he felt his captain’s foreleg wrap around him as he was pulled against his superior officer’s side. “Uh…sir? I thought you said you weren’t into-”
“Listen Corporal,” Shining whispered into Flash’s ear, his passive-aggressive tone enough to send a shiver down the the pegasus’ spine, “you’re off the hook for now, but do something that even remotely upsets my little sister and I will make my hooves meet your face, and then you’ll be put on KP. Do I make myself clear?”
“Y-yessir!”
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Voted up just to spite the Flash-haters.
I'll read it later, but I went ahead and give you a like, Flashlights not my OTP for Twi, but I like it and hope Hasbro puts him in more in Season 5.
I feel ever so slightly cheated, if only because a lot more could have been done with this. Keep in mind, I hate the FlashSparkle ship. There was no relationship in the movie. Just hormones. (Unless Twilight is INTO Xenophilia...)
Regardless, this felt a little rushed, and Twilight saying that she 'knows' she 'loves' him just...
I'm not going to like this, but I won't dislike it either. Sorry I can't verbalise better what's wrong with this story.
Sequel Please!!!!!!!!!
That was a funny story. It reminded me alot of the TV show friends, when Ross found out his Chanduler (his best friend) and Moncia (his sister) were dating. I say great story.
Hehehehe... Ten bits says that Cadence already knew and was actually taking bets among Celestia, Luna and a couple of her servants just when they would get together. xD
One thing which your editor missed:
(Just four of many examples.) When dialogue is immediately followed by an attribution of who said it and how, you treat the entire thing -- dialogue plus attribution -- as a single sentence; end the dialogue with a comma, not a period, and do not capitalize the next word outside the quotes unless it's someone's name, or the pronoun "I". Like this:
If the character's dialogue ends with a ? or a !, you still use those marks as normal, but still treat dialogue-plus-attribution as a single sentence as above:
On the other hand (or hoof, as the case may be), when you have dialogue followed by an action, and that action is not a direct attribution of who said it and how, but a separate action independent of speaking, you do not treat it all as one sentence. Example:
Here, you have a sequence of events that need to be separated:
(1) Shining Armor says his line.
(2) He "frowns momentarily" after he finishes speaking.
(3) He speaks again.
(4) He holds his hoof to his chest and smiles after he finishes his line.
So, capitalize and punctuate like this:
(Also note the removal of the em-dashes. That's not quite the right usage for them; dashes are more normally for when a character interrupts themselves, or is interrupted, in the middle of a sentence. Here, Shining Armor is saying the entire line he meant to say; the fact that he inserts an "on second thought" parenthetical aside doesn't require dashes.)
Hope that helps!
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Editor here, thanks for the help. This was honestly my first time editing and while I like to think I know a lot about English grammar there are definitely things I still have yet to learn. For example, I actually looked up dashes in the process of editing because they are definitely something I never covered in school and I'm still not 100% sure how to use them, but I like to think I did a decent enough job. I also didn't know about treating dialogue+attribution as one sentence but it does make sense, even if ending a quotation with a comma still looks a little weird to me. Hopefully in the future I'll be able to avoid those mistakes.
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I have to say, it really does surprise me (although I guess it shouldn't, considering the state of the educational system these days) that so many people seem to not know that basic dialogue-plus-attribution rule anymore. I mean, don't they teach this in school anymore?
Anyway, if you look at practically every published novel out there, you'll see the dialogue formatted with the commas instead of periods.
Dashes can be kind of flaky –
(You can say that again.)
– but in general, they're either used to indicate an unexpected interruption –
(Heyyyyy... that was an insult, wasn't it.)
(Ahem. Speaking of interruptions...)
– in a character's speech. Sometimes, they can also be used to set off a –
(Look, I don't have to stand here and be insulted, you know.)
(Of course you don't, darling. You can go anywhere and be insulted.)
(Do you two mind?)
(Not at all, darling.)
(*glares suspiciously at the unicorn*)
(*smiles innocently*)
Anyway. As I was saying, dashes can also be used to insert a sub-clause into the main sentence, such as:
In this case, the dashes serve to –
(Fell asleep while flying? Who the heck does that?)
...okay, that's it, apparently I need to spray for a Pony infestation again.
I like this story!
3930212 And I agree that this story deserves a sequel. Maybe a prequel! One where Flash and Twi think about talking to Armor. Their POV's...
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Ooh, what about a sequel this time Twilight telling her friends and parents about her relationship with Flash Sentry?
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No, they really don't teach that stuff anymore. It's all about reading and "interpreting" these days:
"Why did the author make the curtains blue?"
I don't know. Maybe they like the color blue, did you ever think of that?
That's right, blue is the most awesome color after all.
What are you doing here? Did EquesTRON let you in?
Anyway, all but the basic grammatical constructions are pushed aside into the higher-level English courses if they're addressed at all, it really is quite sad. And wow, I consider myself an avid reader but I guess I never noticed all the commas. Just looking through a random assortment of books I have nearby I can see them practically jumping out at me. Are you sure you didn't sneak in and change them when I wasn't looking?
But anyway, now I am aware of these seemingly basic rules so going forward they shouldn't be an issue. Thanks again for your help, and I hope you get that pony infestation sorted out (though it looks like they might be migrating over to me).
Finally, a simple FlashLight fic without any undue drama!
Don't worry about the downvotes, that's just people with an irrational hatred for Flash Sentry.
This was a cute story. Ah Shining, you unwilling instigator of doom.
One word tipped the scales and is getting me to read this - "unwittingly". Without that word I might have skipped over this fic. Now, to see if it's worth it...
I shall return!
It was alright. Cute and funny at parts, but with some awkward timing and wording bits that took some of its steam out.
Big Bang Theory reference? I think I love you.
Great story, kept me interested!
3931178 yea that will be nice flash will constantly be getting the "if you hurt her i will hurt you speech"
Fantastic little fic! I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it's nice to read these short little ones every now and then. Those big epics are...well, epic, but even the best readers can't go through them without a break.
Now, onto the story itself. I thought it was fairly well, written, and the plot was well thought out enough. The idea is a tad cliche, but that might just add to the appeal of it. The progression was good for the majority of the story, and I applaud you for that.
However, I do feel that towards the end, it was a bit rushed. It might be because the resolution or "moment of truth" came a bit too quickly. I think the story could improve by adding little things that Shining sees or hears before finally discovering Flash and Twilight together. Maybe a rumor or two, or a close call for Flash as he "escapes" in the nick of time from Shining as he walks into the room. But, all in all, it is an exceptionally written piece and I commend you on it.
Have a favorite, a thumbs up, and a mustache!
Qutie enjoyable indeed good sir!
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When I was in school in the 1970s-80s, it was the other way around; writing mechanics, spelling, and grammar were the primary focus in the elementary grades, and they didn't start start introducing you to literary analysis and interpretation until at least middle school. And even then, all the way up through high school, they had separate "Language Arts" and "Grammar & Composition" classes, both of which were required. I couldn't even begin to tell you how many Reed-Kellogg sentence diagramming exercises I must've slogged through in 4th, 5th, and 6th grades, for example; all I know is, 30-odd years later, I still remember how to break a sentence down into its component parts and diagram it! (Not that I actually do it, at least not on paper, but I do still find myself visualizing them that way sometimes when trying to work out why a particular sentence just doesn't quite "read" properly.)
See, that just completely boggles me.
I'm of the camp that while this was a cute story, it didn't maximize the potential for the classic "big brother stumbles upon his little sister in love" trope. I do like how Shining Armor wasn't portrayed as a total papa wolf -- he offered Twilight advice, after all -- but that's as far as it goes. I never managed to settle down with the characters or how they were written. The progression of the narrative and its characters felt flat.
My most serious peeve was the formatting. EquesTRON went into detail about the errors. Seeing the dialogue format done incorrectly proved to be very distracting. At the risk of sounding pretentious, I often click away from a story as soon as I see such rules of prose neglected; however, I made an exception on this occasion, mostly out of curiosity.
Another thing that bothers me is the final line of the story:
How is Shining Armor's tone passive-aggressive? He outright threatens Flash Sentry with repercussions if he mistreats his sister, so the hostility is not veiled. It's made all the more curious since "Listen Corporal" hardly conveys passive-aggression, even if Shining's subsequent statement were in fact passive-aggressive.
My advice -- at least in any future writing endeavors -- is to more closely scrutinize what you are writing and what purpose you intend for your words. This could be a cute story and a tight read, but ultimately the final product is on the scattered side.
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I went through school from the late 1990s through the 2000s and I have never seen one of those diagrams before in my life. I know we covered spelling through elementary and middle school but other than that it was all literary analysis/reading comprehension and basic composition with little to no grammar to speak of apart from the bare essentials (verb, subject, ect.).
As someone who has studied several foreign languages (it's what I'm doing in college now and I started back in high school) I will tell you—and I'm not alone in this—that I have learned roughly 60–75% (i.e. a noticeable majority) of my English grammar skills through the study of non-English grammar. For instance, I didn't know what Subjunctive Mood was until I'd studied French for two or three semesters in college (though to be fair, I don't believe it's a common construction in Modern American English) and I still can't tell you for sure how many Tenses English has—but I can tell you how many German and French have because I studied their grammatical structures as part of learning those languages.
TL;DR Because of how the education system was structured when I went through it I learned most of my English grammar from studying languages which (that?) weren't English.
P.S. Did I use the em-dashes right?
lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud225L5omcM
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Yeah, sentence diagramming apparently fell out of favor sometime during the 80s-90s, unfortunately. Probably for the same reason that the phonics method of learning to read fell out of favor; teaching it involves a lot of repetitive drills, and it takes longer to get results vs. the "new" methods – or seems to, at least superficially. The thing is, while the newer methods appear to give faster results, in that most kids will be able to start reading and writing basic sentences more rapidly, it does so at the expense of giving them a proper grounding in the fundamental tools they need to really understand what they're doing.
It's like expecting someone to build a house when you haven't even taught them the difference between a hammer and a screwdriver yet.
And yes, those were correct uses of the em-dash.
in retero spect they should have gone to cadence..... also i love shining being over protective
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Yes, it's hard to remember that far back but I'm fairly certain that when I was first taught to read and pronounce words the focus was on the individual words as a whole and not on the sounds of which they were composed. (Don't end a sentence with a preposition, learned that one from TV sadly enough.
)
At some point growing up I learned how to parse through sounds of words I didn't know, I credit that to just reading a whole bunch. When high school rolled around I started up with German and that was definitely instructed phonically, as has been ever other foreign language I've studied so far. Seems to me the "old methods" of teaching English are the current methods of teaching other languages to English speakers.
And yay! I knew I could still learn new things if I tried!
Oh man, Shining is such an stereotipical older brother! You better treat Twilight well, Flash!
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Phonics was falling by the wayside even when I was in elementary school, so I'm quite sure you would've been taught via the "whole-word" ideographic method in the '90s, yes. I was fortunate to have parents who actually taught me the right way, before the schools had a chance to sabotage me.
And sabotage it was; there can be no surer indictment of the "whole-word" method than the fact that by the time I got to those "reading and interpreting" Language-Arts classes in high school, the vast majority of my ideographically-trained peers were struggling to read excerpts from books I had read – and understood! – when I was ten! Not only did they not have any idea what to do when confronted by an unfamiliar word, many of them would constantly misread words like "house" and "horse" because they'd been trained to speed-read by "looking at the shape of the word", and those two words have the same shape.
(Yeah, yeah, kids these days, get off my lawn, whatever.)
(Now, Dash, that wasn't very nice...)
(An' since when do you have a lawn, anyway? You live in a cloud.)
(Ugh, fine, "get off my cloud" then.)
(...ain't that a song title?)
(Nah, that'd never sell.)
(*sigh* Everypony's a comedian.)
Anyway, I think we've hijacked the story-comments section just about enough for one day.
To be honest, I'm getting a bit tired of seeing Shining portrayed as the overprotective brother. At least in this one he's not that bad, though I think he'd be smart enough to figure this out without having it explained to him. Still, it was a nice little story. You might have done a little bit more with the concept, squeze a little bit more situational comedy out of it or whatnot, but it's pretty okay as it is. Also, I try to support Flashlight stories, so you get a thumbs up.
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I always see big mac as the overprotective brother.
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You know, I could see that. Especially if he drags AJ's suitor aside and gives this long speech about what she means to him, and then never mentions it again. Kinda like being bitten by a big dog you were convinced was completely harmless.
honestly, I don't even mind Shining being a little protective of Twilight, considering how close they are, but most fanfic writers take it straight into sitcom cliché territory.
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Are you a mind reader?
I like it
FlashLight... OTP if it's done realistically.
I loved this story it was funny at the end its always that brother to boyfriend talk i love those
*Crosses fingers hooves* "Please be Cadance, please be Cadance, please be Cadance, please be Ca-"
A golden opportunity for comic misunderstanding wasted! WASTED, I tell you! Why must you do this to me? Whyyy?!
Classic
I really wish I put that in my story. Ugh.
Also, I didn't expect the ending, actually. I'm glad you made Shiny happy for them.
3930277 More than that - it was a direct reference. Almost line for line, just changing a couple of things. As soon as I read the line "Alright, we had a good run" I immediately pictured Chandler and Monica in her apartment as Ross tried to burst in through the door. Then the rest of the scene played out exactly.
As a huge fan of the TV show Friends, and as a fan of MLP, I approve.
3929950 Me as well.
OTPS doesnt matter to me as long it is well-written.
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Protection. It's what his cutie mark is telling him.
When I first read the short description for this, I thought it said that Twilight accidentally convinced Flash and Shining to ask each other out. I didn't even give it a second look at the time thinking it would be M/M clop.
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Protective, yes, but not stupid.
Cute story right there.
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Those haters seem to have downvoted your comment...
these stories are always hilarious
Great story. Shining had no idea Flash and Twilight were talking about each other...
A. Maze. Ing.
Loved it!
I was laughing so much! Too cute! 