All's Fair in Love and Prank Wars

by StarkyShy

Alternate Ending-Pain and Suffering

“Pinkamena Diane Pie...”

“Yeah?”

You lay your head on her shoulder. “I concede. You’re the superior pranker.”

She giggled her trademark giggle. “I knew you would.” You stayed in her bedroom for the rest of the day snuggling her, but at the same time, dreading the consequences of war.

☼☀☽

“...Well, I better get home and...prepare for whatever horrible thing you’ve planned for me.” You said, making a small groan finishing that sentence.

“Okie dokie loki! I’ll go to Rarity’s so we can start designing!”

I hate this already, and it didn’t even start.

You made your way to the stairs, on your way home.

“See you soon, Pinkie Pi-AAAAH!”

Then you lost your footing.

“OW! GAH! OW! AAH! OW! OW! OW! AACK! MOTHER F-AH!”

SYSTEM ERROR.
SYSTEM HAS CRASHED.
ATTEMPTING SYSTEM RECOVERY
…
…
…
SYSTEM RECOVERY HAS FAILED
SYSTEM REBOOT. FILES MAY BE LOST.

“Ugghh...”

“Ohmygoodnessohmygoodnessohmygoodness are you ok?”

FILES HAVE BEEN DELETED. ATTEMPT RECOVERY?
>YES
RECOVERING: MEMORIES (Estimated time of completion: 8 days)

“Who are you?”

Comments

[StarkyShy]

Because you know, I was bored.

[Dahlon]

this ending is more ironic than the prank itself

[Dahlon]

this ending is more ironic than the prank itself

[PegaSister]

Computer ponies. Mind rape

[Lucefudu]

I loved this. So simple, yet so much fun to read.

THIS FANFIC IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY I LIKE SHORT CHAPTERS/STORIES.

[LewisClarke]

Win! That is all.

F**KING APPLE COMPUTEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!

Completely unreliable for file recovery.

Reminded me of Friendship is Witchcraft. Sweetie Bot.

[Krenshaw]

41227 Apple is worse than Satan and Hitler combined.

Lol

[Banksyt]

Pffft computers are so inaccurate about things like this... he'll be lucky if it takes 2 weeks...

[punisher143]

Ok, didn't see that coming. Nice.

[Gibn89]

39785
No, no, no, It's:
> Crash
> Kill
> Destroy
> SWAG

[Luxina]

53316 ikr first thing that popped into my hear

[Luxina]

53316 ikr first thing that popped into my hear

[IMNOTHERE889]

Here we go again...

[Skyfall360]

Oof! That was the roblox death sound, friends! Use for memes!

[Andy Ray]

!..

Now this!.. alternate ending... Despite supposed pain (yeah, I should believe...) it feels right ! Cue Pinkie muttering "here we go again..." and "are you for real?!.."