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kudzuhaiku
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
kudzuhaiku
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..............Nice story?
Oh goody, a cheesypie fi.....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Ew ew ew ew ew!
Made it to the fourth paragraph.
Why does this exist
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Because... it just does mang. I don't know why. Because I can't be trusted as a writer.
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Unfortunately, I made it to the end. Somehow. Not sure that I wanted to.
#2gooey4me
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What why who what is this i don't even...
There are things, terrible things, that my mind has seen, and can never been unseen. It is there now, forever, locked into the vision of my mind's eye.
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Actually, the Story, structurally was near perfect, and the fact that it was designed to be sort of an uncomfortable story, while holding my interest enough to finish it, is a testament to your ability and skill. I tip my hat to you.
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE???
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WHAT HATH DISCORD WROUGHT?
At first I was like....
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...then I was like...
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*RIP Faft Dunk*
4538610 I DON' KNOW, BUT WHATEVER IT IS IT SMELLS SOMETHING FIERCE!
4538448 give me your keyboard.
naow.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHA!
*pauses, panting for air*
AHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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But it is affixed to my Chromebook...
I read the description, then see the 'Mature' and 'Sex' tags on it. Then I look at the characters...
Nope, not gonna read this.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
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Look, somepony walks in at a very inopportune moment, that's all.
What do you mean why did I get that far? I'll admit I skimmed, but I have my reasons. There's nothing wrong with me that isn't wrong with you, baby.
1) I do have a huge read later list, and I admittedly don't always auto-read mature Cheese fics, but I'm always intrigued by Cheese having sex with someone besides Pinkie, if only because it's super rare and while CheesePie is in my heart, pony nethers of every combination are always in my mental gutter.
2) I've been waiting for some Granny Pie porn that I like and I guess I'm still waiting. I could get over the cheese jokes, but the scat left me sighing. Now the story just kind of hangs around my enjoyment of the Granny/Trenderhoof one instead, which isn't nearly as weird, but also has less humor. That one made me feel more uncomfortable/disappointed than this, somehow, and I like that pairing idea in general. Maybe Pinkie's missing Missing missing balloon knot desensitized me sometime after that.
I'm not sure if that means you succeeded, failed, or what as far as this story goes.
P.S. this sort of reminded me of that one Sexy Losers comic.
"Please let me take a dump on you. That is my fetish!"
Guy is finally talked into this.
Woman is blushing hotly after squatting over his face and unloading. "I'm so horny right now; I'll do anything you want!"
Guy is just so happy to make her happy. It must be love. "Kiss me!"
"Eww, no! You have shit all over your face!"
I consider Oglaf to be the spiritual successor of Sexy Losers.
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My only excuse to keep existing is the knowledge that I am somebody's fetish.
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Hrmmm. Well, I do like BDSM, but I'm not really a masochist. I'm not sure you're my fetish so much as you are a dungeon with a trail of candies leading into it that I keep wandering into because I can't help wondering what flavor they are. Apparently this time it was cheese and shit flavored candies, so I'll probably pass on giving you a rim job until I forget again.
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Oh, I never said I was your fetish, just somebody's fetish.
It keeps me alive.
My human sexuality professor said I was a para-fetishist, which is a really fancy word for the fact that I get off on studying other people's fetishes. She also said I was pervy bastard.
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I think that's too meta for my analytical mind at the moment.
You should definitely talk to who ever it is in the clopfics group who, perhaps jokingly, has the fetish of inspiring new fetishes in other people. I forget the user name and haven't really looked in the forum in some time now. Too many repetitive threads that I ended up responding to anyway, back before the death of notifications.
I am sorry but am I the only one that when you see cheese sandwich the only thing that you think is weird-al???
Note to self: Next time the voices in your head tell you not to read something, because you know darn well what you're going to find in there, YOU LISTEN TO THEM.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*breathes*AAAAAAAUGH
Excuse me, I think I need to go find a pool of brain bleach and take a swim.
Tags: Mature Sex
Character: Granny Smith.
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BLACK JESUS SAVE ME
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Why?
#IsurvivedCheesy
That was ... ... interesting.
Huh....
LMFAO I didnt, I read the first few sentences and I was like ew, so i was gonna comment "um...ew?" then i saw your authors note and fell off my bed laughing XDDDDD
ok i just TRIED to read it, and i got to the part where her vag was like grilled cheese and i couldnt do it.... I cant read any more.
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4541998 Oh you!
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WHY?! WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS?!
I thought it was going to be a Pinkie Pie X Cheese Sandwich clop, not this!
as soon as I read h and granny in bed I hurled!
from what little I had read it was a good story but the nope factor is strong in this one...
now if you need me, I am going try to get this out of my mind by drinking scotch.
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Just like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich!
4543671 ?
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When he peeled her open, it looked just like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich.
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4543690 hurmph! blaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Huuuuuuwwwwwwooooooooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaarrrrggggggh!
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It made his cheesy sense tingle.
4543699 dude
STAPH!
I am trying to keep my chicken burrito down!
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Is it cheeeeeesy?
4543731 nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope!
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say one more thing about this and I will open fire!
read your small paragraph under your name and I say NEIN! I will not heil your queen! I am a merc!
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You should have peeeeeled it open, slowly and lovingly.
4543755 dddduuuuddddeeeee, please staph! I already gave you an upvote before leaving a comment and I am now starting to regret it!
also please don't send Pinkamena over here please! I'm already her pet what else could she do?
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