"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004
Shining doesn't feel very keen on having a foal or filly to look after.
He'd much rather have a niece or a nephew.
So, with Twilight being his only sibling,
and the only pony she seems to have a thing for is Flash,
(at least, that's what Shining thinks.)
The captain puts two and two together and comes up with one simple solution.
"PRIVATE! I order you to buck my sister!"
~And to this day, Atlas still regrets ever writing this fan fic~
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Well, that wasn't a sentence I expected to write or say today, but...
Poor Flash Sentry.
Wow, you can feel Flash's exasperation. Shining, that was creepy as hell.
This makes him a jerk to his wife. What if Cadence wants a foal? Selfish, Shiny.
No...just...no...
I would not want to be a part of this military if Shining Armor was leading it.
Not because he wants Flash to hook up with his sister, but because he wants to deny his wife the opportunity of being a mother. He's taking it upon himself to deny her the choice.
Ha. Well, Shining is still a jerk, but it's nice to see a subversion of the usual "hoofs off my sister" thing.
i only have one word for this story. sequel!
The description of the fic filled in more of the plot than usual but it was still funny in spots. Poor Flash is in way over his head here. Nice to see Shining doing the shipping for once though.
5069705
omg so leading equestria's military is less important than having foals
also his wife should know what she was getting into if she married him ffs
Oh god!
5069721
S'what I was aiming for.
I've always liked seeing a different takes on certain genres in fiction.
and this kind of story was too good to pass up.
Sorry in advance.
or...sorry it happen...
or just...sorry
I regret nothing.
5070319
Honestly, I like to think Shining likes Flash and would be okay with him dating Twilight.
Just, maybe not this okay.
5069791
Flash: And that's how I met your mother. Eleven months later you were born.
Starburst: ...I so didn't need to know that. Mom, do you know any brain bleach spell?
Twilight: Fortunately, yes. In fact, I think I'll use it on myself while I'm at it.
Flash: Come on, it all turned out well, didn't it?
Twilight: Of course, honey. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go declare war on the Crystal Empire...
10 outta 10, 10 outta 10, best story, best story!
This is the exact opposite of my head canon. But I'm all for Flash being in a situation that makes him uncomfortable.
That is so bling-bling, that it should be illegal!
That was a weird and entertaining story. Good luck with your next story. Great job with this one.
Not sure what I just read, but this is the only Flashlight story I like. I'm not sure whether to congragulate you or use my space cannon.
You sir make the best stories, i can't belive i wasn't following you before. This definetily needs more chapters.
Requesting new with chapter with the meeting and lots of spicy details. Pwleeaaase
Twilight: I don't like ponby flash i love HUMAN!FLASH HOW DIFFICULT IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND!!
Pinkie: Very apparently.
Is it saying something when you have to order people to buck your sister?
5069705 oh so if a woman said to a man lets have a baby and the man says no. The man is an ass? That's bull. He is not saying its out of the question at all. It's out of the question right now because he grew up in a normal family where he hung out and learn and had his parents with him growing up so if he can't do the same and be there for his kid because of his job to an army and nation, He mite as well not have a kid right now. although he wants one but doesn't want to neglect it. He devisees a plan. Witch the plan is weirded. So next time you get on your men are bad women sould have there cake and eat it to hoarse. Open your eyes instead of your mouth
The description sucked me in. Now I must read it.
After reading: Please let there be a sequel...
SEQUEL
5071435 Wow, you read waaaay too much into my comment.
You are welcome to your opinion and I'll stick to mine. Have a nice day. Disagreeing is healthy for society. Keeps people from turning into mindless sheep.
PIZZA COLT WE DELIVER! "Hello I'm answering an ad you placed for a delivery driver"
"Your name please"
" Flash"
FLASH THE PIZZA DELIVERY DRIVER
Fuckin unbeliveable.
5071147 Lol maybe
Bucking unbelivable what do people write. This is gold.
I'm thinking of a spicy delight of a sequel.
Silly Shining, that's not how babies are made
Sequel plz?
Friggin' hilarious.
Could get a second chapter? Or a sequel? Please.
5070503 JonTron?
5073372 5 Stars! A+! 4 Stars!
5073881
*commences victory dance*
5073895 You can leave a complaint, in the complaint box, but I DON'T CHECK THAT SHIT!
Am I missing something here? This wasnt the case in the movie.
I would love to hear Cadence's reaction when she hears about this.
Okay, looking at that picture.. Does anyone else feel that Flash is expecting Shiny to rape him?
Awkward.
5073938
Oblivious male is oblivious.
Great story. I feel like Shining made one of those "we can do each other's job" bets with his wife, and right now Cadance is off training recruits or eating corn dogs or playing Shining Armor's character in Oubliettes and Ogres, while Shining does his best to encourage romance in others.
I add my voice to the chorus asking for a sequel. How do Cadance and Twilight react? Who are the other 3 in "all four of us ask how the sex went"?
Hilarious story! :D
5073372 Yep!
My kidneys
I don't even
5076059
The Victory dance resumes
. . .
flash, become a sniper, kits great work, out doors, garenteed you would not go hungry. In the end, sniper is a good job mate!
so when shining says 4 of us, does that mean his parents and cadance are in on it?
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And I'll be honest with you
his parents, do not care for it.
And does he really have feelings for her?
Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelins'?
Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy.
You see, Professionals, like him, have standards.