"Why didn't you tell me how amazing this is?! Genealogy is better than cotton candy on top of a fountain of chocolate!" Pinkie set the old book down with a thud. "You'll never believe who it says I'm related to!"
Before she could run away, Twilight froze her with a short burst of magic. "Hold it right there, Pinkie. Let me take a look."
Pinkie jittered in place as Twilight did just that.
"There." Twilight stabbed the book with her hoof, pulling Pinkie over. "You see way back on this step? I bet you thought it said 'Granny Pie', but even though it's a bit smudged, you can still see it says 'Country Pie'. Look at the number of letters."
Staring at it, Pinkie slouched. "Oh."
"Don't worry, Applejack is still your friend, and all her family members are your friends too. They don't have to be your family."
Pinkie smiled wide. "You mean, I can still help Applejack bake a pie?"
Twilight nodded.
"Woohoo!"
"Aww, but I wanted to be part of their family."
"Heehee, I know. I deliberately edited the book to crush your hopes and dreams."
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Heh, Twi is so evil. ^.^
There we go, no need to make a pointless road trip.
As for baking a pie, I'm sure Soarin will like it.
(sigh) Goldie Delicious must be so alone hanging out with nothing but cats by her side.
At least we get to complete our chores and not lose anything valuable on the way.
Granny Smith: And we don't get to find out what's in the scariest cave of Equestria.
I don't want to find out, too....
There we go! Now we have a perfect excuse as to why we shouldn't go on a dangerous road trip out into the great unknown!
Now that they know that they are not related, Pinkie and Applejack can spend their time together making and eating Apple Pie. With lots of sweet cream on top.
~KBO.
Aw, I liked the ambiguity. I guess it isn't OP enough.
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Ambiguity is never OP enough!
its still possible lol
Aw, what about Apples to the Core?
Never mind. My comment train is back.
Darkish Pink Apples are a thing ya know. Just having a pink apple would be great. (Failed @ RvB ref.)
This is wrong. Applejack said are you sure it says pie and Granny Applesauce. Not Granny Pie.
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