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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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And now the Everfree has a source of infinite abominations that may one day even surpass the strange creatures already living there.
THIS LINE RIGHT HERE.
This is where the uncontrollable giggling started. It hasn't stopped. Send help.
I'm dying, that close-up...you couldn't have snapped a better portion for your cover art
oh my god, my stomach hurts.
Very funny. I was hoping for it to be dream and he wakes up to find Lyra had given birth to a "normal" baby.
"She's beautiful."
"She is...did you say 'she'?"
"Yes."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Ohhhhh well, what are we gonna call her? I say we name her after me! How does Miscelaneous sound?"
This was horrific and I am going to have nightmares tonight about this...
Good job though I can't help but notice that you made a Lyre out of him, but I suppose the truth was quite abominable as it was.
*reads title*
*takes calming breath*
*waits for the Priest*
Wonder if Zecora found it...
What...the fuck...did I just read? What kind of eldritch beast was spawned into this world? Kill it! Kill it with fire! Just bloody kill the damn thing before more beasts of unimaginable horror appear!
>"GO!" you demand. "GO AND BIRTH!"
I fucking lost it. It's lines like this from you that make me feel like I might as well quit doing Lyler stories. This is fucking fantastic.
>Don't be such a bitch, floor.
I'm crying.
>“My baby!” you say, trying to keep the pterodactyl out of your voice.
My god.
This was fantastic. Don't get me wrong, but when babies show up between a human and a pony I prefer stories that are a bit more... satyr-ical.
Oh man, I lost my shit. Twice.
I feel this story's got a good hybrid of horror and comedy. The picture gives a pretty solid idea of what this story is about.
This is pretty messed up
I've been wondering when someone would use that as a prompt. Hilariously good work
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Yessss....the puns are real.
Thanks folks.
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Yess yesss....good....goood....soon you will feel the powah of the birthing flow through you and you will feel like a abomination from the deepest womb of hell.
Meh. Not the best. Its gotta be said but its there and its done with, so you don't have to condom it.
My priest needs to preform an exorcism on my dick. Thanks Pencil.
Oh my god... this was everything I expected it to be and more. Brb gonna find my sides
I'm gonna spell it out for you, for the first time in a centaury all my pun skill sorta ran away from me, baby next time, I guess I shouldn't let my thoughts roam and be Everfree, you should be proud of the abomination you created, and by that I mean this story. But hey dark humor is like food and love, not everybody gets it.
7035251 I STILL CAN'T STOP GIGGLING
SEND ME A KNIGHT ON A FINE ARAB CHARGER
OR HALF A ONE I SUPPOSE
Funniest quote in that story. Funniest story I've read all night. Or all morning since it's midnight or whatever. So yeah. Funny story. Hilarious story. I love it!
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The fact that you know what a Bella Sara figurine is makes me very happy in some part of my little twisted heart.
You almost killed me with this man My gosh I'm thinking of Tirek here for crying out loud. Just imagine that genius, power hungry freak, flopping around as a child with his brother. Hilarious!
7038184 Yeah. Bella Sara was my life when I younger. I had the trading cards, a plushy, I went on the website, everything. So I know what you're talking about.
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ARE YOU KIDDING???
I thought I was the only one! I occaisonally window shop Bella Sara card boxes on ebay and stuff. I was a minor in classical mythology, so I fucking loved the cards. Helped me remember things in college when finals came around.
...we need to be best friends. At least as far as Bella Sara is concerned.
Stop horseing around and make me more podcast.
Also kill me.
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Moar podcast on Friday, with special guests, and I'll be superdrunk.
We doin this.
Now, if Kiddo knocks up a pony, then maybe the humanity gene will be diluted enough to get a Styr
Lovecraft lives on in us all, even the funny people.
This is what I think Pinkie would write if she wrote horror stories.
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Heh. Yeah. I acatully have a bunch of those cards. Most of them are just the same card, like I'll have five of the same card, but I've got a lot. I used to use them on the website because you could type in the codes and get a horse but then they stopped selling the cards with the codes. It didn't stop me from buying them though. It was like a hobby for me. Until I stopped of course.
It's cool to meet somebody else who likes Bella Sara too.
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I was always upset about that too. LOVED the seahorses they had, loved the special items. Probably still have an account on their site, haha.
7041289 I do too. I liked the foal cards with the codes. Those were my favorite too. I didn't have a lot of those unfortunately. It was neat to see the different types of backgrounds for each type of horse with a code. Like the pegasus got a natural sort of home, and the sea ponies always got an underwater home and the foals got a little nursery. I thought it was neat.
Oh God, I haven't been able to stop laughing. It hurts.
Trepidation.
"Anime Influences"
What?
Yer sick..siiicckk SSSIIIICCCCKKKKK WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK FUCK...XD
Just the cover art alone was enough for me to favorite this.
I think this would have read better if the story image and title hadn't given so much away.
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this is analogous to how fatherhood actually is
I mean, I assume; no women in her right mind would let me donate my genetics to her
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Do you blame them for wanting to keep themselves away from that massive pole you got rockin on down there?
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haha
ahah
ah
;-;
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adorable.
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When there are no more stories to tell.
I do so hope our beloved abomination doesn't suffer this fate.
Jesus, I can't stop giggling.
It must be so much fun to live in that alcohol soaked, drug addled mind of yours. ^_^
Wow, just... wow.
Oh my Celestia that was funny.
Until the end of the story I started to feel bad the kid even though it ugly. Anyways it just reminds me of this song.
I would like to see the return of the ugly child in a sequel someday.
God damn do I love and hate this story, now I cant stop grinning like an idiot.
*they're
*think
*Its
*its
*its
*its
*won't
Why does this remind me of a family guy episode?