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LeoneHaxor


There is a man sitting on a park bench, perusing a weathered book in his red right hand. He smiles at you, inviting you to share a tale. Share a laugh, recall your fears; regardless, he will listen.

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Barack Obama approaches the Barrier with a pair of legendary weapons handed down to Presidents through the ages by George Washington. What he unleashes upon the Pink Wall of Doom is…unexpected to say the least.

A crackfic based on The Conversion Bureau stories and a YouTube video that stuck with me.

EDIT: Achievement Earned - Make the Popular Stories list on the day it was submitted.

EDIT 2 (ELECTRIC BOOGALOO): Soon to be reviewed on the relatively new and quite under-rated review show, Taco Tuesday, managed by YouTube user Red Spybot / FIMFiction user Red Does Reviewing. The link to it in all its multimedia glory is right here.

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Comments ( 30 )

While he had managed to make (read: steal and repaint) Cold War Era nukes, as well as get and assemble the materials for a Shagohod, watching them fizzle out into a spray of flowers and cake upon hitting the Barrier in slow-motion replays sent him into a state of crippling, existential depression.

:pinkiehappy:

You know what? This gets a like.

....Okay, with a title like that.....

I admit to have expected something a bit more melee ish, like a mallet though

My only regret is that I can like this only once.

Well in the new Pokemon games I am so catching a magikarp

Meanwhile, kids all across the world were flipping their shits once they saw that yes, Pokemon were real and yes, Obama was a Pokemon trainer.

Beautiful. Also anything with Star Trek puns is fantastic and that pun came out of nowhere and made me really happy dude.

No.

It was a Catch-22. It was super effective.

Ugh my goodness that was fantastic.

7085040 In retrospect, the scene in the Oval Office does almost sound like one of the weapons was a lightsaber.

7088328 Actually, while I commend you for having read Catch-22, that name was given in tribute to the greatest of all memes that started on crappypasta.com.

Click on the links below, then scroll down to the comments section. You'll know which ones you're looking for when you see them.

http://www.crappypasta.com/jaimy-the-killer/

http://www.crappypasta.com/charlie-killer/

First off i have several jokes to make.....but i fear the video review will be more of a retelling since there isn't anything i could possibly take further out of preportions..... I will now be using this as a standing definition of crack fic for my show..... Good Job -Redspybot.

Yossarian shook his head. “Sadly, I don’t think they will. I’ve got a boy named Jeff to find after this, calls himself ‘the Killer.’ He keeps filling the Totality of Existence with these Mary Sue knockoffs, but I will catch up to him eventually.”

Jeff the Cringelord detected.
Deploying anti-cringe agent.

Hahaha, this gets a fav for being silly yet awesome, nicely done friend!
MAGIKARP WILL KICK YOUR ASS SON!

Keep it up :heart:

On the other side of the Barrier, a massive set of stairs were being wheeled over in front of the Magikarp. A defector, one ‘King Sombra,’ had gladly made them when Obama had been asking for ‘a big damn set of stairs.’ Actually, that was the whole reason he defected – the first mention of stairs, and the spell over him had broken instantly. He had teleported straight over and conjured it all with dark crystal magic, beaming with pride at his exact angles on each step.

That was why his cutie mark was a set of flawless stairs after all – he was an incredible stair-smith.

And with this you win.

You just win. There's nothing more to say. I laughed as painted one of the more ridiculous things I've had to read related to Sombra.

So, as a final note, I will leave of with this short, yet poignant and hopefully poetic message that will, if it works as intended, touch every readers' hearts and be remembered for the ages.

:rainbowlaugh:

7752886 oh my fuck yes

kyle my child

thank

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Where there is a 6, you will find mercy in life. I have yet to find my 6.

7756853 Kyle my child.

I have obtained the six.

So you asked for a review... I did what I could, but there wasn't much of this story to talk about. You can read it here...

Silly Catseye, for every multiverse you appear in, it creates an infinite amount more

Beautiful.

It shouldn’t be, but it is.

this isn't a fanfiction...
no.
it's a masterpiece.

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