She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
For Rainbow Danger Dash, it's all about the thrill seeking.
For Miss A.K. Yearling, it is just another day at work.
For Tarnished Teapot, it's just him doing what he does best.
Everywhere these three go, mayhem seems to follow. Sadly, mayhem doesn't pay very well for the mooks that it employs, and very, very few think about the plight of the common henchpony. A.K. Yearling does however, and she cares.
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Oh, it's a one shot. Oh well. It's still gold.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
And you're welcome, constant writer.
Oh, this is the thing Tarnish and Maud were talking about, right?
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One of many incidents. Many, many incidents.
7720136 Daring does appreciate Ahitzol (However the fuck you spell it!) doesn't she. Truly, one that cares.
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I'm thinking that, as a running gag, every time that Tarnish and Ahuizotl encounter one another, somehow, either through direct action or unfortunate happenstance, Tarnish inflicts grievous bodily harm upon him, leaving poor Miss Yearling in a distressed state.
The piano incident is only the first such encounter.
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"The piano incident." I like that.
Edit: I should just make a separate bookshelf for Weedverse fics, I think I have most of them faved.
You still are the Best writer in my opinion
This one shot is delightful. I especially enjoy how Tarnish is just so "meh" about making another enemy. Thanks for writing it. And if you ever need a break from the other stories, I would not be opposed to another one shot like this.
A good story, tho I wish it was the one about him dying, and the electric eels.
Slurping someone's entrails out their eye sockets sounds very painful to the recipient of such attentions!
7720174 Why is she so distressed? He does have a bad habit and history of trying to kill her. Is It the the normal good guy not wanting to kill the bad guy thing? Or something else.
Also I whole heartedly approve of the running gage.
7720181 I even created a shelf just for these stories weeks ago. It's a great way to find them quickly. Plus I like to think of it as a good way to honor the author. I have a couple shelves like that at the end of my library.
7720430 It also seems really hard and nearly impossible unless one would liquefy the victims insides. Which sound really mean and disgusting.
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You should have a Noodle Incident that actually involves Noodles just because. Also, seems like Tarnish Collects just as many enemies as he does magical artifacts. At least Auizhotl can be grateful all Tarnish did was intimidate them with a whip. He could have done much worse.
Also, I can just imagine Auizhotl building an army for some reason, telling Daring he has an army, and her, giving an exasperated sigh and headshake goes she has a Tarnished Teapot and Tarnish shows up with a Butter Knife, or maybe a Spork and causes they entire army to soil itself and run in fear.
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Um, did you miss the part with the piano?
There was a lot more than a whip involved.
I like this side of Tarnish the most.
It's that "SSDD" type of mood.
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Was only referring to his minions with the comment on the whip. Auizhotl is some kind of old jungle god, he'll be fine.
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Loved this one shot it got me laughing.. I loved the by play between Tarnished and Daring Doo maybe it was excessive but I agree with Tarnished.
This is another I wouldn't mind seeing continued. maybe they need to be last minute or surprised guests
7720528 doubt Azzie wants to build an army that would be expensive and getting more pricey all the time it sounds like
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Could have used M.ook U.nion D.eliverance and that spelt backwards is...
Or H.enchman A.ssimilation S.ect for B.ettering E.quine E.quality N.eglect S.ociety.
Could take up Black and white minstrel Vaudeville show if not banned here yet?
That was a triple Ooch!
Should show this to Bucky.
7720430 Better through the nose. Egyptians mummified their dead less major organs stored in ceramic jars. They hooked the brains out through the nasal passages.
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>One of them had a black mask cutie mark, and she pitied him. The poor dear had so few choices in life with a cutie mark like that one.
Well, I can think of one.
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Not the same thing at all.
Next up: Holidays with Hoodlums and Hooligans!~
Kudzu, is this saying everyone knows that Yearling is the actual Daring Do? A line ahead of this one suggested they think she's just her PR Manager.
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Hmm, whoops.
At least there wasn't Mad Pinkie Voodoo cultist? (That's a double negative if ever!
)
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The Mook Rehabilitation Society Snicker! Such a civic minded organization.
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For just three bits a day, you can sponsor a mook and change their life...
I really do like the idea of Celestia as a fertility goddess in her youth.
Bwhahahahaha!
It's a good thing pegasi have more courage than brains.
Tarnish really doesn't play nicely.
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Brains are heavy. Everything heavy is ditched in order to be faster.
Seriously, is Tarnish going to need another spanking from Cloudy? Or does he even not know the meaning of the term "mercy"?
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No one was hurt except for Ahuizotl, and to be fair, he was going to throw a piano at Tarnish.
So yes, Tarnish showed mercy. He scared away the mooks and dealt with the real threat.
7721887 Despite the scolding he got from Daring Do?
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I am sorry, but I honestly don't know what you are getting at.
Peter Sagal. - henchman
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ftugOD51Y
in time I wonder if Tarnish will cause the formation of the International Federation of Henchmen or Mooks Worldwide.
Delightfully funny, well done.
I think this is my favourite one-shot.
One-shotted through the hoop.
Jesus Christ.
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Not sure if even He can heal those.
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If not, it makes a good band name.
7724004 That's okay, soon he'll come back with new ancient artifact hands that can shoot solar beams from the tips.
I just realised that a criminaly low amount of people doesn't use such an elegant word to describe meatheads as sods
This was absolutely fantastic, short but feeling quite complete in itself.
Bravo!
Tarnish never ceases to amuse.
I'm not sure what to conclude about this fic.
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When did Cloudy spank Tarnish?
OMC this story is a scream i love it.
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that they made it back from skyreach with there sanity...mostly...intact, as this story takes place a about half a year later from what i can tell on the timeline...shame vynel wasnt there, would have been fun to find out what kentucky fried demigod looked like