"Oh yeah, this was a great idea," Bruce grumbled as he slunk along the wall. Ahead of him, two Crusaders were trying their hardest to remain as 'sneaky' as possible - with only some success. Behind him, Applebloom pressed flush against the wall. Despite the overdone 'sneaking' act, the hallways around them seemed oddly deserted. Where once there was a bustle of activity, now it was as if all the doctors and nurses had disappeared with only a single bored looking nurse playing solitaire at one of the many stations to remind the four-some of foals that the building wasn't abandoned. "Remind me why I'm out here instead of still in bed?"
"Oh, this is a great idea," Applebloom exclaimed, oddly accent-less and loudly enough to make Bruce jump. "Enjoy the situation. I mean, I'm such a gigantic Southern stereotype, I'm surprised that I haven't been shown to be barehooved and pregnant with my own brother's child! Embrace the nonsensical - death would be a sweet release!"
"She's right, you know?" Scootaloo stomped her hooves down and cracked her neck as the head of the nurse popped up from behind her, confusion and a slight amount of irritation evident. With a stretch, Scootaloo ignored the adult-mare that was staring at her and continued. "Hell, I'm painted as an orphan so many times I can't even keep track. And don't get me started on the whole 'lesbian child-thing' authors stick me and Rainbow in."
"Indeed," Sweetie Belle huffed, "but at least the pair of you are given the appropriate level of intellect in regards to your characters. At the behest of one overtly idiotic director, I act confused on a simple word once - once! - and am forever to be branded as the 'slow Crusader.' How is that fair I rhetorically ask the lesser minds that surround me?"
"Girls," the nurse piped up, a smirk gracing her face at the blatant hatred burning behind Bruce's eyes as he grit his teeth at his fellow leads, "let's stay on script, ok? Minalkra needs to get this chapter out soon and this isn't helping."
The grumbled acceptance of their predestined roles filled the air. Suddenly, Minalkra's head popped out of the dimensional rift causing everypony to jump.
"Damn right! Ok, guys and gals - Cutie Mark Crusaders Escape Artists, Scene Two Take Twenty Two! Action!"
"Really? At least let us get back into position you jerk." Bruce stuck his tongue out at the author as he trotted back into position. "Ah-hem. Let's see ... Oh yeah, this was a great idea."
Who and the what now?
Y U TEASE ME SOOOO!
Best chapter so far
One of the few BiE worth reading, with real characters interractions and struggles.
Post the real chapter now
wat
yay, update
this chapter
...
I see someone's been drinking again.
OHMIGAWDANUPDA- Oh. So uh, how long left 'till the next one?
Also, what was that "simple word" Sweetie Belle was talking about?
i say HUZZAH! for the new chapter HUZZZAH i say
2864717 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
2864755 The "creature catcher" scene in Stare Master is what springs to my mind.
2 Minutes Ago...
Oh look, a story update. What story could it be?
Why, it's Oh to be Old Again! Love that one. Time to rea-
469 words.
You tease.
But in all seriousness, this was a pretty good teaser. Now to wait for the actual chapter...
HEY! HEY EVERYONE!
That is all. Also, working on it now, MUCH funnier scene idea then what I was working with before - less focus on the big finish and more on the story itself.
Damn it all man! Stop toying with us!
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You cruel, cruel bastard.
oh man, i wanna be mad with you, but my reaction to this made me laugh so hard that's not possible. i was all "OMFG IT'S ONE OF THE BEST STORIES EVAR?! *literal gasp*" *sees chapter title and reads word count* ohhhhhhhh...
it was textbook. xD
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... ask Knighty. Seriously. SERIOUSLY. If I could, I'd down-mark some of these updates to prevent this from popping in the 'Updated Previous Feature' boxes with shit like this - but hey! At least I stopped using the story as a freakin' BLOG, amirite?
From what I can tell, any significantly 'fav'd' story - on update - gets shifted into the last three spots on the Feature list. These last three spots are reserved for previous features with a certain number of upvotes to show 'updates.' This is probably a compromise between how it used to be (when once you hit the feature box, you STAYED there for a week or two) and how it is now (where it's more dynamic - thank you Knighty).
*See the "Favorites" tab light up, see story title*
YEEEEEEEAAAAAA-
*See 469 word count*
...Goddammit
A little frustrated getting the rewrite of the chapter/interlude put together I assume? Also, isn't Applebloom always barehooved?
Well then....
Face it, Cutie Mark Crusaders. You'll be typecast for the rest of your lives.
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Because people like you and me are reading it.
New Chapter! WOOOOOO--
(469)
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But but but, I LIKE SCOOTAORPHAN! giggles. I do like it when others make fun of it though
I have the Feeling, the next chapter will coming soon
2864726 your picture... it disturbs me... WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!
also, this chapter....fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/296/f/4/dashie_table_flip_by_tomdantherock-d5e46om.gif
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+ Photoshop.
Incredible, just incredible. Your story has risen from the ranks of mere fanfiction to epic now studied by snobbish college professors. The jawdropping conclusion of one horse's fight against the world and himself was moving. The amazing twist left me in tears. When Frank awoke to discover that it was all a coma dream I was moved. The love between Celestia and Optimus Prime was simply indescribable. I would be rereading this story but it somehow summoned the end of the world. Twist is best gopher.
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Are you sure the Joker and Luna's romance wasn't too heavy? I mean, I know I can be a bit heavy handed sometimes and I really wanted the whole 'embrace thyself, forgive thyself' angle to work right. And Twlicorn causing the end of the world with a massive influx of fat bronies to complain - I didn't want to insult my audience but I did want to address the preconceived notions of what we are as a fandom.
I hope I didn't cause too much hate with Fluttershy coming out as a pedophile though. I was worried that her supporting friends and the destruction of her sexual desire through chemicals wasn't going to go over too well.
I liked the meta humor a little bit.
...
But I wonder if I'm missing something.
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I'm not going to read those 469 words and I'll say that I did....
Wait, crp.
...............469...........
well now i can't wait for the next chapter.
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The Joker/Luna wedding was a true tear jerker. It was neat how you integrated Batman into being the best man, best mare, the preacher, the ring bearer (after getting it from Mount Doom), and the flower filly. It was nice of Twlicorn to recreate the world in her image though I was a little worried when she said, "We are the ponies. Lower your shorts and surrender your tacos. We will ignore your biological and technological distinctiveness in favor to our own. Your culture will be slandered to service us. Resistance is futile." Then she handed me that watered down grape juice. Woke up later with my bum hurting. She left a note saying she had a good time.
Worst pony ever.
Me likey.
Im enjoying this story so much, I hope we arent too close to the ending.
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...You're keeping this chapter here when you publish the next one, right? Cause this is funny as hell coming out of left field!
How I would've thought their reaction would be.
"Holy bucking Tartarus! What is this?! Kill it with sugar!!!"
Dragon
Hewhaa?
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Yeah, alright.
It apppears this fandom has a found a new target...to bake cupcakes with...
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I wish it were me.
This story needs to continue.
*Receives another short chapter thingy*
I SWEAR TO LUNA I'M GUNNA KILL YOU!
I'm right with you Sweetie Belle
I once said Rarity was greedy...but people said I couldn't label her as greedy because of a few scenes...no one ever says that about Sweetie
Oh well whatcha going to do
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How 2 escape.
1: Find horse.
2: claim 2 be football
3: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeë
4: wake up in hospital
A friend suggested this story to me, because he knows I hate Brony in Equestria stories, but told me it's well-written. We shall see...