The Grand Galloping Gala is thoroughly boring and stale. Fortunately, Rarity's awesome and cutthroat enough to make a legitimate impression this year, and all it took was ditching her normal frou-frou affectations and adopting the bad-girl attitude she always deserved to have.
Unfortunately, the change doesn't sit well with everypony. But what matters is how you feel on the inside, right?
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Yeah, this is Taylor Swift's fault. It's also Josh Haber's fault. I might as well blame unmitigated stupidity for enabling this sort of thing in multiple ways, and i also recommend blaming FlashGen for being a wonderful friend, and also for not telling me to not post this idea. Too late for that now, though.
Rated "Recommended" in a particularly nice way by Present Perfect. I'm glad you liked it, my guy.
This started enjoyably absurd. Then it took a sudden turn towards Oh-Dear-You're-Serious Junction. I'm... really not sure what to make of this.
(Though I will note that Celestia might welcome this latest way of livening up the Gala.)
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I recommend getting drunk, doing something incredibly dumb "for the lulz," then passing out in bed, waking up the next day and realize "Oops. This thing happened."
Replace the drinking with finding dumb things inordinately funny, and you have a perfect replica for the writing process of this fic.
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The chorus of the Google Translate Sings version of the song comes to mind...
I haven't seen the latest episode yet. I've seen spoiler images if Rarity losing her mane in bits. So yeah, went into this with like zero context. What's going on?
Why is Chrysalis being eaten out in Rarity's head mind? What is up with this heel turn?
I found this story terrible. Also hilarious. Because over the top insults amuse that hell out of that part of me.
I usually don't bring this up in other stories, but it feels like the ending was abrupt. Was Capital B gonna literally set the ballroom on fire? Is she gonna bag Celestia? Is she gonna steal a jackhammer from a construction site and let all the stallions in the room have fun pounding a hole sideways, wrecking a wall or something? 😃 I dunno. Feels like there should be more. More ponies getting owned by Capital B or whatever. Or closure with Rainbow Dash's fist in Rarity's face. Hmm... or perhaps I missed the point entirely if there was one?
Being bad is fun.
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This gives me a stupid idea. Are you still doing the whole music parody lyrics thingie, Foamy? Mix up Capital G by Nine Inch Nails with Rarity from this episode, who is apparently the Capital B! Yes, this is a challenge n stuff. Although, it might require a complete overhaul of the song, and I do recall that you found it hard to and perhaps didn't like writing characters as jerks, which Capital B would likely entail. So decline if you like I guess?
I think that Capital B means her butt is hueg 😃
I really should have watched this episode...
So this is what cocaine is like
Review here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/797707/more-slightly-high-pony-reviews
What did I just read.