This story is a sequel to Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC

In this lost episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic canon, titular main character of the show Darkness Awesome is brought face-to-face with an OC almost as badly written as he is: Starlight Glimmer. Does Josh Haber's depravity know no bounds!? Scootareader is up to the challenge and vows to prove that his writing talent still exceeds that of the people who get paid to write the episodes. Don't miss this heartwarming story of love, sacrifice, and the highly erotic first meeting of two of the most interesting and likable OCs in Equestrian history!

This is also my re-500 follower story because, funnily enough, I was self-banned for a whole year and during that time I dropped below 500 followers. So, with me crossing the threshold again, I had to release another comedy story. If people stop following me, I'll stop making these, so... please stop following me and make FIMFiction a higher-quality establishment.