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naturalbornderpy


Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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After awaking one morning to find herself literally the only pony in Equestria without a sponsorship deal, Twilight Sparkle decides it's high time she got one herself.

If only any good ones were left.


Artwork by ShutterflyEQD.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 17 )

Spike smirked. “Who knew my wood was so good at plugging holes?”
That can't be accidental ambiguity, Twilight. simply can't. Better search Spike's room for hidden stuff.

Also, what is conversion rate of bit to other curriencies? I want Luna's Pretty Princess Pillow so much.

I’m surprised that there’s no mention of the toy marketing business.

.... have you been running lines of scratch-n-sniff pony pictures again?

“I’m a Mac,” Big Mac declared loudly. “And this here’s Pound Cake. Or P.C. for short. Which wouldyoutrust come harvest season?”

This rabbit hole of depravity you live in.

You plan to hit the bottom of it anytime soon?

Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle, the new spokespony for Rise and Shine Coffee....

"Who else but, Spike!":moustache::facehoof:

Fun story!:pinkiehappy:

if only they had made the waterslide out of something cheaper like gem encrusted platinum!

Derpy snow globes are also canon.

Yes, I want one too.

I too would buy a snow-derp.

Also, no one seems to realize that sales within Equestria might not do much. There's sales tax, yes, but for optimal profits, they ought to look to an international market.

That or have Twilight depose Celestia (going mad optional,) but that's my solution to a lot of problems.

What the fish did I just read? :rainbowlaugh:

Also, I noticed a little typo...

Twilight look the list from her and gave it a look.

Should have been [took] instead of [look].

Anyway, it was a good fic.

Turned out it had, as the pegasus happily explained how she’d randomly become the official voice of Barely Audible Book Readings.

...i want this. i want this so bad. :rainbowkiss:

Spike removed his spike from the book and began flipping through. “Doesn’t look all that ruined. My spike went right through all the donut holes. What are the chances of that?”

/).< It hurts

Rainbow Dash waved a hoof with a snort. “Please, Twilight. As if anypony could afford me. Nah. I’m just out selling these new Awesome Apple Chunk Bars! Now with twenty percent more apple and four percent less chunk.”

No Skittles!? Refund!!!

Comedy king strikes again!

You know ... I'm shocked and appalled that no museum sponsored Twilight. Or any Libraries.

She's the sole reason those things stay in business. Librarians and Curators around the world should feel ashamed.

I'm surprised nobody commented on this joke:

On Rainbow Dash’s head was a hat. Around her chest, a shirt. Both had the same image of her smiling face, along with the slogan, “Now Twenty Percent Fruitier!

It's probably my favorite here! :rainbowlaugh:

Spike smirked. “Who knew my wood was so good at plugging holes?”

You wrote this entire fic, just to make this joke didn't you? Admit it and you shall only be slightly judged.

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