>Twi is acting more like Twilight Time to get my hopes up >there will be rape Oh...right, that puts a damper on things. Brb laughing at the romance tags. >hey buddy everypony is at least acting more like themself. But rape horribly masked as romance. At least luna had the decency to try making it less forceful Ibsuppose.
Op, you should remove the romance tag and asd add a dark tag.
Kinda disappointing fimfic would feature a not even well written rape fic, bt whatever.
989970 lol, when i read that i thought about what gay people say that only a guy knows how to suck a dick XD and it does kinda make sense... i mean how would a girl know what that feels like? <- that was a rhetorical question...
>>The way her mane flowed around her head, exotic, cool, and filled with twinkling stars. The way a lock of the ethereal hair curled just above her brow, tucked neatly underneath her tiara. The sheer force in the princess’s gaze. The graceful curve of her belly into a powerful chest, the slant of her ears, the taught shape of her skin over her hindquarters, the way she looked so right when set against the night sky, the way her voice made Twilight listen with every fibre in her body...
Would Luna remove her tiara as she lay Twilight down? Would she take off her regalia, piece by piece, and let Twilight run her hooves across her bare body? Would she lean in, breath against Twilight’s mouth, and kiss her? Would she keep kissing her, working her way down Twilight’s body until...>>
Celestia suddenly looked up wide-eyed from the story she was reading and glanced back between her thighs, "I CAME!!!"
(Alondro giggles madly and rolls about on the floor.)
Yo dawg, we heard yo like learnin', so we got yo princess to teach yo about sex by getting yo friends to teach yo about sex so that yo princess could have sex with yo while she teaches yo about sex.
first off, DAMN! second off, steamy dream about Cadence? wow, wonder how ocured that would be to tell her that. Third, twilihgt getting fucked by Luna? This could end badly somehow. But impretty sure it would be worth everry sec spent.
"Surely aesthetics were something that could be quantified." Of course! But the math involved is horribly complex. And gathering the biometrics data is distractingly invasive.
992610 That's the same thing you need to do to run the Olympics torch by yourself. Of course, I would rather have sex with AJ than run an Olimpic torch any day!
"she did not just offer to sleep with me... she DID offer to sleep with me" perfect just perfection
"Sucking each others horns like only unicorns can." is it wrong that i find that funny?
the princess of the night was beautiful.. but what made her beautiful?
thet fact that she is just stunning to look at i think fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/209/d/f/luna_in_a_hoodie_by_pirill_poveniy-d58xvpb.png
easily the most visually stunning of the ponies imho.
Twilight gave a little whimper and threw her head back, where it pomfed against the pillow.
wah~
what are we going to do on the bed?
Applejack frowned. “It was sex,” she said. “For four hours.” She turned away to heave another bale into the loft. “Was great.”
Best line ever!
i would have expected pinky pie to not even know about sex, let alone be bisexual. she just seems so child-ish
"That steamy dream she’d had when she was younger involving Cadance?"
CadenceXTwilight FTW
990075 this pic speaks to me... "im going to love and Tolerate the shit out of you" (sex joke intended)
>Twi is acting more like Twilight
Time to get my hopes up
>there will be rape
Oh...right, that puts a damper on things. Brb laughing at the romance tags.
>hey buddy everypony is at least acting more like themself.
But rape horribly masked as romance. At least luna had the decency to try making it less forceful Ibsuppose.
Op, you should remove the romance tag and asd add a dark tag.
Kinda disappointing fimfic would feature a not even well written rape fic, bt whatever.
“You want to tumble with Applejack, you train for four to six weeks, load up on carbs, and bring plenty of water.”
ROTFL... Heh. That was a good line.
990075 Oh my that's a pretty picture. Where'd you find it o-o?
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I chuckled good sir.
This is like a Woody Allen Screwball Sex Comedy
And yeah, RD betting her virginity sounds pretty much in character
This story is going to be awesome.
Twilight:
My first time? Call me crazy, but I’m thinking it might be tonight.
Rarity:
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T-t-t-tonight?
As subtle as a freight train as ever, Twilight.
Oh Pinkie. You so crazy.
989970 lol, when i read that i thought about what gay people say that only a guy knows how to suck a dick XD and it does kinda make sense... i mean how would a girl know what that feels like? <- that was a rhetorical question...
>>“No way, Twilight!” Pinkie Pie said. “He’s a hoot! Show her that thing you do with your tongue, Spike!”
“Oh, believe me,” Twilight said. “I’ve seen it.”>>
And here Twilight had us all believing she was a virgin! Or maybe she just likes to watch...
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!! Seriously, there's so much glorious innuendo for me to play with. It... it's beautiful perversion...
>>The way her mane flowed around her head, exotic, cool, and filled with twinkling stars. The way a lock of the ethereal hair curled just above her brow, tucked neatly underneath her tiara. The sheer force in the princess’s gaze. The graceful curve of her belly into a powerful chest, the slant of her ears, the taught shape of her skin over her hindquarters, the way she looked so right when set against the night sky, the way her voice made Twilight listen with every fibre in her body...
Would Luna remove her tiara as she lay Twilight down? Would she take off her regalia, piece by piece, and let Twilight run her hooves across her bare body? Would she lean in, breath against Twilight’s mouth, and kiss her? Would she keep kissing her, working her way down Twilight’s body until...>>
Celestia suddenly looked up wide-eyed from the story she was reading and glanced back between her thighs, "I CAME!!!"
(Alondro giggles madly and rolls about on the floor.)
Yo dawg, we heard yo like learnin', so we got yo princess to teach yo about sex by getting yo friends to teach yo about sex so that yo princess could have sex with yo while she teaches yo about sex.
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While I am slightly uncomfortable with the dominace aspect, that is a matter of personal ethical principal on my behalf.
Please, continue, because I look foward to reading what you already have, and will, release.
It felt good. Twilight didn’t have any experience she could compare it to: getting a massage?A hug?That
steamy dream she’d had when she was younger involving Cadance?
Hey look! Foreshadowing.
All what was left to mention would have been Twilight wanting to take Fluttershy's virginity
first off, DAMN! second off, steamy dream about Cadence? wow, wonder how ocured that would be to tell her that. Third, twilihgt getting fucked by Luna? This could end badly somehow. But impretty sure it would be worth everry sec spent.
"He came out one night and told me he was ready."
“You want to tumble with Applejack, you train for four to six weeks, load up on carbs, and bring plenty of water.”
No comment needed, you do the math.
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How did you get those text boxs?
Pinkie, you so silly.
Honestly, I believe that Pinkie would do this if she believed it would help her friends.
BUT
That scene was given no proper buildup like Twilight acquiescing to Luna's demand for secrecy. Why did she do that? It comes out of nowhere!
“It was sex,” she said. “For four hours.” She turned away to heave another bale into the loft. “Was great.”
Single greatest line.
EVER!
It is difficult to read this with a straight face. As to why... I`m reading this with people around.
Oh. My. God.
Beautifully written in general; not a period out of place.
Also, the friends' descriptions were equal parts believable and hilarious.
Keep it up.
--Warlord
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"Surely aesthetics were something that could be quantified."
Of course!
But the math involved is horribly complex.
And gathering the biometrics data is distractingly invasive.
Yes do it yeaa
Pinkies a slut not her
lol i find it funny how he say's come, instead of cum. make more sense. i was confused at first but then i got the message.
“I could show you,” Pinkie Pie said.
“W-what?” Twilight said. She did not just offer to sleep with me.
“We could have sex,” Pinkie said.
She just offered to sleep with me.
I know it's already been used, but this would be my reaction as well.
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991697 I giggled like a gurl
994552 DEAD
“Yeah,” Twilight said. “Yeah, it was. Pinkie Pie can keep you for another day. She grinned like an idiot. “Pinkie Pie can do whatever she wants...”
^ You missed a quotation mark there. It kind of confused me.
Beyond that little bit, this was great...
Both hilarious and sexy... It was sexlarious...
Sex... for four hours... was great
BEST. LINE. EVER!
Actually quite funny with everyone telling of their own sexual escapades. RD, AJ, and Pinkie had me laughing the whole time.
At least this isn't a mindless sex story. There's a point behind it.
I will definitely keep reading.
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992610 That's the same thing you need to do to run the Olympics torch by yourself. Of course, I would rather have sex with AJ than run an Olimpic torch any day!
just to mess with all of you this is what I have to say
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Applejack just beCAME third best mane 6
1473126 OH SHIT DUDE!!! XD I`M CRYING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Four hours...
Damn AJ.
Well done.
I can totally see pinkie pie going "there's room for one more" I had no idea five of the mane six where so freaky
989970 What if you sucked Celestia's horn? Wouldn't it impale you through the back of your throat?
“It was sex,” she said. “For four hours.” She turned away to heave another bale into the loft. “Was great.” srsly who has that much stamina
So much win right here....