Twilight Sparkle may have to deal with a lot of issues, but inside her, another drama plays out with her internal organs. Her spleen has fallen in love with her gallbladder, and even though their romance can never be, he pines after her every day. Maybe, with a little help from his friend, the liver, he can gain some closure. But at what cost to Twilight?
WARNING: Contains internal organ romance. Seriously. That's what this is. I'm not kidding.
Written as a commission for Majin Syeekoh who has the most insane, mad, and messed up ideas. And I am so so grateful.
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This is beautiful and more than I could have hoped for!
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I tried. For you bby.
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EXACTLY.
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Get a room, you two. Preferably somewhere outside a human body.
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How about we just move into yours?
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I mean, this sounds good to me.
Dafuq did I just read
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YES.
This is the weirdest Osmosis Jones crossover I've ever read.
👀
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Should have shrunk spike down and have him investigate... with bad end
Welp. I've spleen it all now.
This is beautiful
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I LOVE THIS. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
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What...
The Ponce De Leon of the day award goes to you
Sigh
Hmm....
Is this vore?
I'd want to say that this is the weirdest love story I've ever read...but I've seen some of the other love stories that are on this site too, so...
It's definitely up there, though.
Can't believe you had the utter gall to write this. How do you bladder on about such an asinine topic?
this needs a sequel where Cadance comes to check on Twilight and senses the love between her spleen and should be non existent gallbladder. sounds like something discord would have done to her as a joke and then forgot about it. or maybe he thought she was getting fat and thought a gallbladder would help
One of these days there's gonna be a commission war over the most insane story to ever be written.
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You know? I don't think so! Huh.
It's this kind of crazy that keeps me believing in humanity's future.
ok, but y tho?
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This was so romantic ❤
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My kidneys would be in love with my liver if my drinking hadn't already rectum.
Eye can't stomach this.
The puns! The PUUUNS!!!
These comments though. *Faith in humanity renewed*
The moral of the story is whatever you do, don't follow your passions. They will lead to ruin.
SO, CADANCE.
kinky
I can imagine Twi's X-rays
Twi: So why do my insides hurt like they where moved around doc?
"Doc:... They are moved around. I'm pretty sure if you wheren't an alicorn you'd be dead miss sparkle...
Well. I will never un-read this. And I can't even be mad at you because the choice was mine. Hmm. Well done, I suppose. I just... I don't know.
...Am I high?
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Why is it that you are always to blame for these things?
It takes real stones to write a story like this.
(sighs, unzips)
This should be studied and dissected as the anatomy of a perfect love story.
Post-lectio.
I heckin' knew it!
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To date, anonpencil's stories remain the most confounding I've bumbled across here.
Beware if you find one where Anon is a gynecologist. I still remember.
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It's called Spreading The Love. :)
Good luck.
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I don't know. Antiquarian might be a little too 'normal' for your stuff.
Besides, it wasn't encouragement, but a warning. Although for the weird, and possibly masochistic, I highly encourage whipping up a grilled cheese sandwich to snack on as you read.
As a second-year medical student, I have to say that reading this fic is both a blessing and a curse.
My only major gripe is that the doctor should have performed a CT scan or an MRI (preferably the latter) instead of an X-ray. Provides a better view of the patient’s soft tissues.
Also, white blood cells are made in the bone marrow, not the spleen.
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Funny, I've ALWAYS learned that the spleen produces white blood cells (maybe specifically lymphocytes?).
Mind you, not saying you're wrong, just what I was taught. You're spot on with the X-ray bit though. ;) Still, genuine curiosity from brief personal experience, would an ultrasound have also worked?
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OH also, I just want to be clear that I... er... combined some human and some horse anatomy here. Which is... a horrible mess, as far as layout. My apologies for that, this is hardly accurate, especially for a med student. :(
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The spleen doesn’t produce white blood cells, but it does store them in special areas called white pulp. (The other pulp, red pulp, is where old red blood cells are processed.)
And yes, ultrasound may also be used to look at the gastrointestinal tract. I just prefer CT and MRI because they’re easier for me as a medical student to interpret. Ultrasound requires a lot more skill—mental and practical—to use.
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Okay, story time, when I was younger I had some serious stomach/GI issues. Like bad. And the doctor insistently asked me if there was any possibility I was pregnant, over and over. As I was a virgin, and 13, I said no. A lot. But they scheduled me for an ultrasound to check on me. I've always wondered how much of that was actual necessity and how much of it was this doc honestly not believing me when I said no, there's no way I was pregnant. She was... very insistent that I might be lying. My medical training that I DID get (CNA, certification in dementia care a decade ago) never got to the point where I could discern an answer either way.
...what the fuck...
I have two questions ...
One, what is this...
And two, why did I read this?