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Rockstar_Raccoon


Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

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[ HOOF BITING ACTION! ]

When Twilight Sparkle is unable to defeat Tirek with the powers of 4 princesses combined, she must call upon an even greater warrior...

...Tirek never stood a chance.


In every author's career, they create a story, THE story, to which all of their other works are compared. THIS IS THAT STORY.

Fillies and Gentlecolts, I give you my magnum opus: the greatest story ever written.

WARNING: The awesomeness may blind you.

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Comments ( 86 )

Neat. So neat. Neat.

Eh, twas alright. Pretty much the only thing about it that I actively disliked was the name-mishearing.


It was tacky.

Looks at the silhouette and sees Shaggy, immediately starts laughing.

So Saitama told him what training he did and so Shaggy did the same

a true masterpiece

9541436
Shaggy and John Cena forever.

10/10 gud material

The skinny hippy was hit head-on by the massive beam of energy, which tore up the landscape around it, carving a path through the base of a nearby mountain, causing a rockslide which killed Bambi’s mother

It's April Fools time, so why did that surprise me?... :facehoof:

9541536
Because you got APRIL FOOLED!

words cannot describe the joy i feel right now...

Me: *clicks on story*

*scrolls down just enough to see Shaggy*

"OH GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT!"

9541593
Not really. I knew it was april fools, but sometimes it's the most minor of things that can surprise one, you know?

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Yes! 'Tis a glorious day! Soon, we shall reach the front page, and the joy shall be shared by all!
9541604
What can I say? I'm a surprising writer.

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A true hero has that effect on people.

The best part of this is that after I watched the Cena video my laptop blue screened and had to reboot.

9542052
D:
That wasn't part of the joke!

Sadly, nothing can defeat full power Tirek's horribly bad hairstyle...

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Or his high blood pressure. Only with hard work and determination can he hope to overcome them.

“Well, you know what they say, all toasters toast toast!” he said wisely, voice cracking, flashing her a grin, “You should go hide, Princess. Obviously, you would be in trouble”

Oh, come on. That old meme?

9542052
That was a warning he'll blue screen you next.















In all seriousness I'm sorry to hear your computer broke hopefully it's not completely dead.

9542284
You know what they say, if you can't think of anything else to say, just slip in a random meme! And come on, you can't tell me that you didn't enjoy reading that in Shaggy's voice.

“Yeah! Like, there’s this one guy who's like, stronger than I could ever hope to be. He saved me and my friends one time, and ever since then, I've looked up to him. Like, he inspired me to become what I am today, and his name is...” [JOHN CENA]

I would like to take the time to point out, for anyone who isn't aware, this is not a joke. This is not a meme. This actually happened.

And it is glorious.

9542751
Yeah, that's what I was getting that from. In fact, this thing is pretty much non-stop jokes like that. Did you also get the Burger King joke?

Oh god damn it.

9542572
Indeed it was funny but that tidbit made me facepalm.

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Don't try to tell me you don't like it.

I’m happy to have this in my group. Lmao.

Shag treated Tirek like the Youtubers ripped up Rawvana.:pinkiehappy:
0U0

9542852
I know. It's just that some people might not know it's more than a punchline. Also, I will take any chance to post that clip, because it's amazing.

9542751
Pretty sure Shaggy could defeat a certain egotistical, loudmouth, rapper, wanabe, wrestler...

9543454
I REALLY don't, this meme is quite stupid, even HERCULE could beat shaggy.

So... where was Scooby hiding in all of that mayhem, anyway?

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That's what I'm sayin'.
9543763
I don't know what that is.
9543873
Oh, I loved writing a fic that was mostly based around a thurough understanding of something as normally useless as Shaggy / Casey Kasem.
9544698
Nuh uh! Shaggy can't C him! His time is now!
9544839
This "Hercule" must be a pretty tough warrior if you're comparing him to the likes of Shaggy. I'm pretty sure Shaggy would still kick his ass though. Shaggy is the greatest hero ever!

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Sounds like a scream of satisfaction to me.

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I dunno, behind a rock?

"Reah! Ruh Rawk!"

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Rawvana was a supposed absolute vegan blogger who was caught eating fish/meat. And punished severely. Kind of like Milli Vanilli lip syncing. :rainbowwild:

I came to this with high expectations....
I was NOT disappointed.

9545812
Epic Heros and Cunning Villians.

thats is a really good story

10/10 ign

9545817
Nope, in the PROPER canon of scooby doo, shaggy can barely lift 200 pounds. While Hercule can pull THREE buses.

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Oh, internet drama, that explains why I don't know about it.
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I aim to please. Shoot for the moon kids.

"Reah! Ruh Roon!"
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Oh yes, this is the second story I posted in there. Did you read my big HiE-horror epic? I'm about to post another chapter...
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It's a slam dunk of a touch down. I like to think I made John Cena proud, wherever he is among the stars... (In my headcanon, John Cena went back to outer space to beat up Xenu)
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...are we nitpicking which movies are and aren't canon? Because I'm pretty sure Shaggy DESTROYS Hercule in absolute skill. A lifetime of being afraid has given him an excellent cardio and leg musculature: he didn't have to worry about the 10km Run, because that was nothing for him.

Tirek’s face got even redder than it already was, like an extremely ripe tomato, “TIREK! MY NAME IS TIREK!”

hi derek

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