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WhatDidIJustRead


Writing wrongs.

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nice work.

I, uh... huh. You know what? I don't really know what to say. Very well written, the idea is ludicrous and - well, I don't know what I was expecting, I guess.

Have a like while I - I don't even know what to do now. Fuck.

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This is pretty much the reaction I was going for, so thank you.

Ara

How did you become such an exceptional person?

Well, shit. This is waaay darker than my take on the idea.

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Oh yeah, Majin mentioned your story as I was writing this, and I haven't read it yet, but I was hoping it wouldn't seem like I had ripped your idea off, haha.

edit: Oh, sheesh, you even wrote it from the dildo's perspective too.

No seriously... WHAT DID I JUST READ?!?!

This story only missed one thing: the beginning where some unlucky stallion got turned into the object and spent time in a store losing his mind until he was purchased.
(There are a lot of picture caption stories like that over on dA, that ever go past that part)

I could not help but laugh. It's like when you have had a certain Hitachi Magic Wand for ten years, and you refuse to get that snazzy new light-weight vibrator that the clerk at the sex shop says is fantastic because it would feel like you were cheating on an old friend.

I was confused for a second, until I saw the author. This is pretty much par for the course

Plz don’t pick up used dildos out of the garbage. The sex shop puts locks on their garbage for a reason.

What the actual fuckery is going on here?

:twilightoops: you friend zoned a sex toy?
:unsuresweetie: that's a funny little pickle
:duck: It's a dragon and I'm not bragging . . .
:moustache: why do I have to buy all their feminine products...even Pinkies
:ajsmug: Spike? It's because your everyponies bitch
:rainbowderp::pinkiegasp::raritystarry::twilightoops:
:flutterrage: Discord!
:duck: He's mine :moustache: sure
:facehoof:

i cri every tiem ;_;

A brony fever dream perhaps?...Like/follow:pinkiecrazy:

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