Letter 108: Here.
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
Twilight, public indecency is really very difficult to accomplish given that ponies are essentially 'on display' at all times, and yet you keep finding new and interesting ways of accomplishing such.
This sort of thing is why my perverted little ponies invented spells such as 'Wallflower' and 'Somepony Elses Problem'.
And no I'm not going to bother to chastise you for engaging in such activities - we both know what ponies tend to be like - merely for engaging in those activities in such a manner that it causes problems for other ponies. If nothing else, it is highly inconsiderate.
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia
Dear Anon,
I'm curious. Did you simply stand there and watch them do this, or did you have to sit there and keep a straight face when Twilight explained what happened?
Your friend,
Tia.
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I'm not sure that I want to know.
Kudos to Anon if he did keep a straight face.
More like he committed the scene to memory, I'm guessing.
Nice Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy reference with the Someone Else's Problem there.
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I can just hear the doneness in Celestia’s voice here.