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The dread Coronavirus has emerged in Equestria. Meanwhile, Corona Sheen’s life has been rather miserable of late.
Disclaimer: This story is a comedy. Ms. Sheen’s life is not yours. Don’t take it too seriously. However, the real Coronavirus is a serious matter. Please follow the instructions of your leaders and healthcare professionals. And when in doubt, statistics don’t lie.
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Heh nice you mad lad you
Honestly, I think you’ve done the current situation justice. If it wasn’t for the handsome academic remark at the end, I’d argue that there is almost no reason for this story to be marked as comedy. Sadly it feels like a very real slice of life.
Well, as someone who has studied statistics, I can tell you this: There are three type of lies: ordinary lies, dirty lies, and statistics.
You know what they say: The Royal House of Pancakes is where a foal might have a birthday. Jenny's is where you hire a hitpony.
This shouldn't be nearly as funny as it is.
Poor Corona. Maybe the princess can lend a sympathetic ear... assuming Applejack isn't talking off both out of worry about Granny Smith.
Stay safe out there, Thought. But thanks for the wonderful bit of levity.
Looooooool.
Seriously though, yeah, it's been sounding pretty bad, so stay safe out there, everyone.
Not. Funny. -_-
Being an immuno-compromised person myself (the ones most likely to catch it on top of older folks), I think I'm allowed to laugh at this without feeling any shame. I've self-quarantined, so having stuff to read here is nice. Thanks for bringing a little humor to this whole situation.
Stay safe, y'all!
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You must be fun at parties
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Still not funny regardless. :/
I don't read yet but
https://m..
I needed this today. Nice to see a little humor surrounding a dark situation.
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Survey says:
You wrong
First of all:
Who? Blueblood?
Second of all, I feel bad for her.
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It's a reference to one of the fics in my backlog.
I don’t have the corona virus and I hope that I don’t get it. I’m anxious for the time off of school though
Statistics totally lie.
But on a positive note, good job. This coronavirus panic is out of control. I'm glad some people can laugh about it.
Okay, yeah, I was laughing. Best way to make light of troublesome times.
The Coronachan is a conspiracy by the toilet paper industry to crash stocks, then when people buy all their toilet paper, THEY'LL have all the money and can buy EVERYTHING!
Palpatine, sitting on his giant toilet, "Once more, the Scotts will rule the galaxy!"
....
You know, because Scott is s toilet paper brand, which was obviously made by the Scotts, who are in league with the Illuminati and the Templars... so the Grail and the Ark of the Covenant are wrapped up in this too somehow! Wrapped up... in TOILET PAPER!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!
Everyone who dislikes this are the one's hoarding toilet paper.
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And/or Purell
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And are buying formula when they don't have babies that need it. Leaving none for children so they're going hungry.
What does toilet paper have to do with the coronavirus?
#Toosoonman.
Admittedly I'm beginning to hope that everyone else ends up getting themselves killed due to an invasion of some sort trying to take advantage of the virus panic and corona literally survives because she is the only one who remained sane doing all of this.
Well, I am a Chinese. And the title just attracted me to click in.
These crazy viruses have made me stuck at home for nearly THREE months. I'm totally bored. Here's something I have to say:
Honestly, the mortality rate of Coronavirus isn't really high. It is these rumors and panics that are really harm, instead the viruses.
So here's what you need to do: 1.Don't panic. 2.Wash your hands more frequently. 3.Don't go outdoors unless you have to. (But if you do, make sure you wearing a mask.)
That's not true, people at all ages may get sick.
It is a great story, though. Thanks for writing this.
This really made me laugh.
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did you not saw the pics or videos lately?
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This just came to me: What if ponies wearing masks?
You know ponies mainly do things with their mouths (except unicorns). If their mouths are covered, it surely would cause a great trouble to them, which would be hilarious.
Maybe you can even write a sequel!
I have... no idea... what I... just read!
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Little question mark, do you have lots of friends?
Frankly speaking the New Corona Virus is more dangerous and horrible than you have thought. The sickness and death rate are low only because of the collaboration of Chinese people as well as our government. Without valid measures all efforts we could get fighting against the virus will be in vain.
Staying at home is right, after all. Not only you stay at home, but nearly everybody in the country, especially during the Spring Festival. This is one of valid measures. Such measures were taken so that you could see the rate going down.
For those who have little knowledge about the virus, I have to tell you that staying at home if possible is the smartest choice. If you have to be out, masks should be wore. Keep away from the public, at least don't stay close to them. Protect yourself, and the virus will someday fade out.
As I understand it, most people who get the virus turn out perfectly fine. The issue is more with people who are older, or have a preexisting condition like diabetes or a lung issue. It's a lot like influenza; most people will be miserable but fine, and it's only sometimes that it gets serious.
Having said that, there are plenty of people who are at high risk of complications, and should absolutely be worried.
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I don’t get what is so scary about coronavirus.
I mean, I got a relative who got infected and recovered in about three weeks, all he got is flu like symptoms
And the scariest part is just getting quarantine. He says he hate being lonely.
10132329 I saw a vlog of someone buying toilet paper last week on YT, but I wasn’t sure why at the time.
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Knowledge silences fear.
The Chinese government covered it up for weeks before they couldn't hide it. They are still desperately searching for a way to blame it on someone else. They are hardly cooperating, and if you knew the horrendous draconian measures they are using, you might want to reconsider. Because Taiwan does not trust the Chinese government, they took action 3 weeks before China admitted to the problem, and as of Wednesday, had only 44 cases, if I recall. Possibly the single best response and result in the world.
The virus itself is displaying a roughly 1% mortality rate, and even that is primarily in people over 60 or in those with weak lungs already. Primary cause of death is uncontrollable coughing to the point of not being able to breathe. Main reason Italy had so many die is actually hard choices due to a lack of enough ventilators to go around, so older patients lose out to the younger, which is seen well enough in the average age of virus-fatalities around 81. It also is mostly limited in Italy to one area with a Chinese population and around 9000 cases.
Also, please note THE VIRUS IS NOT SPREAD THROUGH THE AIR. It is transmitted by contact with things like saliva or mucus expelled via coughing or sneezing. The biggest problem is people are bad at washing their hands, having it on their hands, and touching their face, leading to infection. Symptoms tend to be fever, body aches and weakness, and coughing, but it is entirely possible to be completely asymptomatic (meaning no symptoms at all), but still infectious. There are also instances being seen where they do not know how someone got it, but it is big enough now that this is fairly irrelevant to the general public, because we lack the training to make it meaningful to know.
If a mask makes you calm down, go for it, but do not erroneously believe it protects you. As it is, you need a specific type of weave (RN9 or something but I only heard it offhand) or a mask is not doing anything against a pathogen anyway. The main value of masks is also meant for preventing one from spreading what they have, not stopping getting infected.
Above all, everyone should take a breath and relax. Most of the Quarantine protocols are to minimize the spread, flatten the curve, and are not at all indicative of how many people actually infected. It is not as bad as the media makes it sound in almost every region. I learned there is a confirmed case less than 3 miles from me, but I am not afraid at all because I think through how it spreads and what the risk factors are. Most have just gotten a little too used to 'everything is fine and always will be' idiocy, forgetting what living with real risks is like.
And if you really do not know how to deal with this situation, try opening a Bible and start reading about what Jesus said.
I will never be afraid of anything in this world anymore.
The Lord God of the Bible gives a peace that surpasses all understanding.
I wonder how many dislikes are from too sooners and too farers
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'Cause it may bring people irreversible damage. From lungs to the reproductive system.
Sometimes small things just like a cough can help the virus spread. The plague is not a thing that can be taken as a joke. Protect yourself for yourself.
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Yea, thanks for the care
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Bruh 这不是中国，很多人不懂华语
Translation: this is not China, a lot of people don’t know chinese
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It's actually got a much higher mortality rate now, sitting at around a 3% average last I heard, but at 8% for people over 60. This is going to be skewed, since the overwhelming of cases have been in China, and due to poor air quality, the people there are probably more vulnerable to a virus that often kills through attacking the respiratory system.
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Don't read any further if you don't want a bit of paranoia fuel.
What's scary at least on a general level, is how easily it bypasses attempts to contain it. Unlike other, similar viruses, COVID-19 symptoms can be anywhere from life threatening to non-existent. it has an incubation period of roughly two weeks, but the host is infectious for most of that.
Basically, you and anyone who's come into contact with you could already be infected, and it may be weeks before you even realize it. It's virtually impossible to stop, because it can't be spotted before its to late. For reasonably healthy people, it's not likely to kill, but the sheer number of people it has the potential to infect means that it could end up killing a lot of people.
It was only a matter of time before one of these stories hit the featured box.
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He says: "The virus could be spreaded via droplets, and self-recovery is nearly an impossible thing without hospitals."
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While this could play a role, it seems that preparedness was the key factor there. If you look at the numbers, you’ll see that the mortality rate in Wuhan was much greater than in the rest of China. It all started in Wuhan, so they were logically unprepared, hospitals quickly got overwhelmed and chaos ensued with Wuhan being quarantined. And the quarantine was what gave the other provinces time to prepare—to stock up on masks, respirators, lung ventilators, and so on. In fact, you can see it’s the same in Europe: Italy was unprepared and didn’t react quickly when the Italian patient zero first appeared. Once the infection started spreading like wildfire, their health care system failed. (Another disadvantage of Italy is that their population is rather old on average, so a lot of Italians developed the more severe symptoms.)
Also, a fun fact is that China had a huge stock of face masks and respirators due to the poor air quality, plus a lot of people are used to wearing these everyday. Even if we consider China reporting just every tenth infected person, we’ll see that the virus still hasn’t spread as much as how one might expect based on the cramped conditions and the massive size of the populace. And it’s quite likely that the face masks have significantly contributed to slowing the spread.
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you too... don't cut off your supply of life-giving Oxygen by accident now that you've sealed yourshelf away.
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well, not every thing khan be a bastion of eternal comedy... some are diseased by not being funny... keep smugging...
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best way to ease the dark situations... the dork situations too...
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That makes an horrible ammount of sense... who could have said that the Covid-19 pandamic was the work of Emperor Palpítoad
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Don't you know? the COVID-19 Pandamic promotes the Otaku lifestyle: isolationism, and what's the one thing every animal do? they poop, and if you're going to be sealed away for 1+ month without toilet paper and without acess to more of it...
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If I may throw my hat into the ring,
Comedy is subjective. Not objective. Jimmy only said it wasn't funny. There's no need to be rude to him over his tastes, all he did was state his opinion. He didn't harass, he didn't attack, he only said that it wasn't funny. Now, I admit, I haven't read the story yet, but still, Jimmy did, and he didn't like it. To think, the world has gotten to this point. To the point that we bash people over OPINION, rather than talk over FACT. All Jimmy did was express the former. His opinion of dislike.
You can be smug, just don't be a douche.
Well, now I wish I hadn't let my mandarin get rusty from 6 years of disuse. Anyway, yeah, I'd much rather you guys debate how funny/unfunny my stupid one-shot is, as opposed to the lethality or lack thereof of this pandemic. I'm surprised nobody's caught the extremely blatant video game reference yet.
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有些人就是不懂笑话
This story was pretty on point for how people are reacting to this virus. I mean seriously, your first reaction upon hearing that there is an infectious disease in your area is to run to the store to stock up on things. The one place in your area that is going to have the highest concentration of potential virus carriers, where you're going to be packed in close to these people for long periods of time. Where people have been touching the things you are about to take home, and as such might already be contaminated with the virus? Real smart move there people.
What people should have done is buy a little extra when they went to the store in the weeks leading up to now. I mean, come on, it's a no brainier that the virus is going to spread, it's what they do. I don't understand why so many people wait till the last minute and then rush out and panic shop for things. It's so counter productive.
Also, in case people were not aware of this, wash your hands after handling cash, it is one of the filthiest things in the world. That's probably how the virus is able to break containment so easily, it hitches a ride on a green back.
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Exactly. It started in Wuhan, and logically everyone was underprepared. That's why it was so bad, and here's the thing. Italy had a pretty poor response -and from the sounds of things, Iran as well- which seems to me why everything is so bad there. China is slowly getting a downturn in deaths and infections. In one way, they were prepared for all of this. It's like a constant to wear face masks and the like over there. Same thing with South Korea and Japan, which is why there's a slow downturn of things over there.
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Distinct sense of humour failure here. I found this a good way to relieve the tension surrounding current times.
How did people stay sane in WW2? Humour. Why should coronavirus be any different?
dammit, you beat me to it. I was gonna write a coronavirus themed story. Oh, well. Still a good story.
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Pretty on point? This was dead- freaking exact. WW3 almost happened two months ago, and people decide to flip shit NOW about a freaking cough. Society is stupid.