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We exist in a universe where advertisements can provoke creative intent.
7-11 owes us money for advertising them in a poem.
Ponies.
Content Warning: stupid
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This is my favourite flavour of book.
This story sponsored by Sisyphus: Doing pointless things endlessly since 5000 BCE
So you want English to be french, just say so and keep doing math to count 1 to 100.
I kinda wanna know what derpy was up to.....
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she was moving some rocks.
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But why? I neeeed to know!
well, the rocks were at the bottom of the hills, and she needed to move them up to the top. because if they were at the bottom, nopony would see them, and also, moving them up the hills felt nice.
Depending on how long you leave them on the vine, the same grapes from the same vine can be anywhere along the spectrum from sour to sweet, so eat it. Eat the grapes. Eat these grapes. Eat these tantalizing grapes that are here conveniently dangled just over your head or you can sip from the refreshing water that is currently just at the level of your chin.
This is basically the story of how l'Académie française came into existence.
Derpy was the best part of this story
Can honestly say I’ve never heard the sandwich argument. Probably because I’ve never seen a sandwich where you grill the contents but not the bread.
Do it Twiggles. You tell those fuckers. You tell them all.