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So, rather than an actual description, here's the story of why I wrote this: after the Cracfic Panel, Xepher had this big write-off, and I was like, "Hey, that'd be funny to submit a crackfic to as a group!" But the others... They didn't want to do it. So I threw this together myself anyway, and it came out BREATHTAKING.
So here it is, the crackfic I wrote for the Iron Writer competition at PonyFest Online 3.
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This took an unexpected turn. Though I think the most shocking part is that they were able to make decent pickles in a matter of hours. It takes time for the brine to permeate the tissues, after all.
Delightful, delicious crack. I do love a good pickle.
alicorns and alotta alliteration always answer the un-asked question, and acquiesce to accuracy in the assiduous acquisition of xylophones, only spelled with different letters.
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The funny thing is, I actually do make my own pickles, so I know how ridiculous it is for them to have some sort of process that requires them to watch it all day, but somehow manages to pickle the bananas in a matter of hours. Then again, Keanu Reeves did tell them they were breathtaking.
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Yeah, the alliteration was the most fun part.
True and all accounts when she was alive.
I have never been so unhappy to hit the thumbs-up button in my life.
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But you knew you had to. We have to heal this rift we have between each other... for your mom's sake.
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Yeah, I was originally going to make a bunch of straight-up "your mom" jokes, but the potential "my mother's dead!" response made me take pause, and decide to run with this twist on them. I think it's funnier.
10265503 They're still funny, I just have a gallows humor thing. Every time someone make a yo momma joke towards me I reply: "Jokes on you my momma is dead, your sick perv!" because I find it funny. As, my mom is not going to come back from the grave and scold me. I hope!
Nice alliteration! Peter Piper would be proud.