Mann Co. is a battleground for the most psychotic minds on the planet. From a shapeshifting assassin to a delusional masked man-child. Perhaps the most crazy of these individuals is the Soldier, an idiot geared for war and a passion to blow everything to shreds with a rocket launcher strapped with Christmas lights. Today, while on a rampage on 2fort the soldier comes across a conundrum featuring teleporters and piss. What happens when this small mistake leads soldier to a peaceful world that finds murder the most abhorrent act of all? It seems Soldier is out of place here, and the locals feel the effects of this war-loving patriot.
(Story takes place right after episode 1)
I will update this whenever I feel like it. Previous system didn’t work so I’ll update it when i am inspired to write
hmmm, my thoughts are decent when I read this... 5.8/10
I love this already R.I.P rick may 😭
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Yeah rip Rick May provided me with some of the funniest quotes I know. Bless him
I see this is soldier
If soldier sees blue he shoots XD if this story doesn't have Rainbow being shoot at ill be sad
just as great as ever aint he?
10479232 Your story will live on Rick May!
"You've done me proud boys!" "Everyone of you deserves a medal!" RIP Rick May. Keep teleporting bread up in heaven and don't you dare stop.
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Who knows, school is unpredictable
I AM SCARED YOU MAGGOTS.
Happy Scream Fortress!
Just wanna ask this for all you folks listening, what do you think of the story so far? This is my story and I plan to keep it going for a while, but I don’t want to make a story people don’t like.
Very short chapter! But sets things up for later events.
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The end has me laughing!
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Glad you like it!
The end is very hilarious 🤣
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Preach
This does bring a smile to my face.
I've never actually played Team Fortress, but isn't there a difference between "master of disguise" and "shapeshifter"?
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No. Because Spy actually shapeshifts if your on BLU. but on red it simply looks like hes a master of disguise
Woo! We got featured :D
That. Felt exactly like what I would expect from him. A+ on that interaction.
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Glad I could get that right. I could improve my wording though. I just edited it now and improved the way I used my words. Any tips are appreciated
sorry for the delay. ive been all over the place and today i had to go to my cousin's events. new chapter today!
Soldier realizes the ponies have an effect on him!
Anyway, requesting tips for writing
Ponies used friendship! It's super-effective!
Read new description
Wide
You mean all over the paper, right?
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Fixed all of em
seems that Equestria is in danger! for now, Soldier will just enjoy himself.
DISCORD. AND MERASMUS? Maybe idk.
here comes merasmus and discord to muck things up a little
Originally, I had planned to make an extremely long chapter, but I've decided I'm going to split the Battle with Merasmus into several chapters.
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Hmm... Interesting, I like it so far.
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I got kicked from a 2fort server for doing laugh taunt in front of rick may memorial
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Then you deserve it
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You deserve to be kicked.
I never got to see any of the Rick May memorial statues when I played TF2... and before anyone asks, I was playing it when I heard about him.
oh wow
I have no idea why, but that ending made me laugh.
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Saxton...Hale....That wizard is dead.
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I might add some line breaks to show where one perspective ends and another one begins. Other than that, it looks great!
I like it!
This including the previous crocket with no mention of reloading in between puts this at 5 rockets in the tube. This is incorrect, and it shatters my head canon and makes me question my existence, but I can ignore it just this once. Pls fix.
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A slight overreaction, but I’ll fix it
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
I'm off hiatus! Recently, I have redone the grammar of ALL of my chapters so far. Now, the story will look much, much better. Plus, my writing has improved quite a bit! Expect a new chapter in the coming days.
But wasn't it the RED soldier who was missing? Shouldn't the BLU soldier still be present?
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Yeah sorry, I meant to put RED but out BLU, it’s fixed now