Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 5
By TDR
Slice of Life 3,
Epilogue
Seven very angry females stared through Shining Armor's shield.
A whole crowd of wedding guests stared as well.
Mayor Mare silently thanked the stars she wouldn't need to have the town hall rebuilt again.
Ditzy had thrown the flowers and some how bounced them off the window frame before the shield could be raised, and they flew back out into the crowd behind the newlywed mare.
Princess Celestia raised an eyebrow and lifted her head looking up at the flower bouquet now impaled on her horn.
“Well. This is awkward.” The Princess offered.
“The tabloids are going to love this.” Luna rolled her eyes. “ Almost as much as that Zebra fertility dress you were caught in.”
“That was not a …. where's Rahs I need words with him about those pictures now that you reminded me.” Celestia huffed.
Rahs wisely had run the fuck away.
I wasn't going to do an epilogue i was gonna leave it mysterious as to who got it. But then i figured this might be funnier.
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Nothing makes my day like your chapters im freakin dying of laughter every time i read these masterpieces
Indeed, it was funnier.
This is precisely why no one likes drama at weddings. Thus I expect this will be the last wedding Rahs is invited to for some time to come.
Your right, this is funnier. 😂
That's one way to deflect the newspapers' attention that's for sure !
This was a far better idea than keeping it a secret in my opinion.
I disagree, I find this to be quite the amusing development
Given Celestia's track-record with romantic partners, this could get very very bad.
Smartest move he could have done was to run and hide good ol ditzy subverting expectations
There's the Ditzy we've all come to expect.
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At best
You're right, it is funnier.
Princess Celestia, the wedding piercer.
Whelp, that caught me off guard.
I wonder who Celestia is going to be engaging.
Lyra made bank on this bet, didn't she?
I’m sure Rahs wasn’t the only one who ran away. Could anyone find Sombra or Big Mac?
Also, will Celestia’s eventual husband be a yellow stallion around Twilight’s age who dreams of being a writer, who has a talent for cooking, and the two meet when the boop noses by accident in the Canterlot Royal Gardens?
I just dont know what went wrong.
Good, hilarious even, but not necessarily better.
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She’s banned from the pools.
BonBon is the one who made Bank.
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Big Mac was right in there ready to make a try at the bouquet himself, so I don't think he's gonna run. And Sombra was there watching mostly because it looks like he's more afraid of what would happen to him if he did run.
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Alternately, that, but it's a long-form Chrysalis plot that gets way too deep and ends up varying the "Queen/Princess murderplay tours" with "Queen/Princess angry hatesex tours".
I suspect it's not just the major, but also the staff of the Ponyville hospital that's thankful for the outcome, since it means fewer trauma cases for them.
lol this is just to funny..
I wondered what was going to come of those pictures from the Rahs and Saturnia date.
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i imagine if celestia and chrisalis where muzzle to muzzle trying to intimidate eachother it would have been caught on both their horns...
This is indeed much funnier.
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Big Mac didn't go after the bouquet.
He was nervous because his marefriend, Twilight, was trying for the bouquet.
Everyone else was nervous because they know how much destruction she can cause.
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Ah, I reread that line and caught it. I thought it was saying that Big Mac was the one in there and Twilight was exited because of that.
So that's why you did that
Good job Ditzy
W H E E Z E
IT LANDED ON HER HORN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I mean, we all knew it was going to be either Rahs or Celly. No way this was going according to plan.
The better part of valor, smart man.
That sure as luck catched me off guard. Great laugh
Who is going to be Celestias next ex?
he is a very smart moon dog very smart
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The foolish don't last long in Ponyville, mortal and gods alike...
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i would be on the floor laughing my ass off and cadence putting the suggestion on celly joining the bedroom fun and see how the 2 of them cope with the aftermath of that thought
Short, hilariously creative and now makes us wonder if Celestia will have a mortal or god following her around her to woo the sun on her butt.
Mare or stallion... Celestia can work it evidently on both genders.