Ok, you can do this. You've gotten so close to doing this so just get it over with. Darrell thought as he paced back and forth in front of Tia's door. Come on! It's been two years, it's been long enough.
Two Years Ago
"Yo! What is up everybody! This is the master of the mixer, the sultan of synth and inexplicably called Steve by the manager, DJ DArK STAr."Darrell screamed above the Unce of the music to the crowd of the busiest night club in all of New York City. "We're gonna be taking a 15 minute break but then we will be back to get this party started once again!"
The cheers filled the club as he walked down from the stage.
"Yo, Steve my boy!" The Boss Man called from behind the bar
"I told you once before, my name is Darrell,not Steve. Get it right man."
"Yeah, whatever."
"Just get me three shots of Patron Silver and two Four Loco's."
"Milwaukee Triple Pound'r eh?"
"You know it man!"
The Boss Man smiled as he started to mix the drink. Darrell could care less. He was staring at a beauty he had seen in here several times over the last month. She stood at least 5'8", her arms and legs were lanky and thin. They looked as if they couldn't even hold the weight of her full body. She was sexy to say the least, but he could care less about her breasts or ass. He was focused on her hair. The colors were so strange. Having studied art for the last 5 years, he recognized them by heart. It was a 4-toned mane consisting of a light cerulean, a light turquoise, an extremely light cobalt blue and a pale purple or heliotrope color. It was beautiful, but still not as beautiful as her grayish-magenta eyes. It was almost as if she was... No, she couldn't be. A girl like that being a...
"One Triple Pound'r. Want me to charge it?"
"Dude, you know I have to."
"Whatever, just drink and get back to work."
"Eh, shut up." He grabbed the glass and knocked back the drink. It went down as smooth as broken glass.
"That looks good!" He froze and turned around, the mysteriously beautiful lady was standing right behind him.
"Uhhh.... I-it's a Milwaukee Triple Pound'r. Y-you want one?"
"One? Fuck that! Hey Barkeep!"
"What'll it be, Tia?"
"Four Triple Pound'rs over here!"
"Coming up!"
"Damn!" He looked up at her. "Four of these things, now that is my kind of drinker!"
"That's barely a drink to me."
"Sure, we'll see when I'm having to scoop your ass up off the dance floor when you pass out."
"Who said you have to wait til' then." She said giving a flirting wink. He tensed up and blushed. The girl smiled and giggled a bit."Your cute. My name is Tia."
"I'm Darrell."
Ok....here we go! He knocked against Tia's door, holding a bouquet of her favorite flower, Japanese Cherry Blossoms.
"Come In!" Tia yelled from inside her apartment and he instantly obliged the offer. He rushed headlong into the large, and very open living room. The place looked more like a ballroom at an old castle than anything.
"Hey Hey Hey!"
"Hehe, Hey Darrell." She smiled as she looked over at from her chair. "You ready to go?"
"You know I am, but there is one thing I wanted to tell you before we go...well two things."
"Ok, what's the first thing?"
He grabbed a small box from out of the flowers and got down on one knee. Before he could even look up at her she was already answering him.
"If your asking what I think your asking, I say YES!"
"Really!?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"Great!" He exclaimed as he slid the ring onto her finger. "Now come on, I've called us a cab and we are going to the best restaurant in all of New York."
"Well, lets go then." She said planting a kiss on his lips before grabbing her purse.
"Alright." He said as she took his arm and he lead her outside. He wasn't really dressed to go anywhere special, just a clean T-Shirt and nice jeans. He stood out in major contrast to Tia, who always wore the same style white dress with gold accents, large white high-heeled boots and finger less arm-length gloves with the same golden accents. It was stunning to say the least.
They got down to the street corner and waited for a passing taxi. They did not notice a small man waiting in the shadows of the building behind them. This man had been stalking Tia for weeks...well it was normal for a professional model to have a few stalkers.
"So, where did you have in mind for dinner."
"Well, I was thinking we could go down to Papa Fazoli's for and get there....i don't know....rooftop table."
"Sounds awesome!" She reached out to him for a hug, but was stooped by the man running at them from the shadows.
"GET AWAY FROM HER YOU ASSHOLE!" He screamed as his fist landed a blow square to Darrell's chest and sent him flying into the road...
Just as a bus was going by.
"DARRELL!" was the last thing he heard as the bus slammed into him and forced him from this world.
Well, my luck had to run out sometime
He closed his eyes and waited for death to whisk him away from the mortal bonds of this Earth, it's icy embrace willing to drag him into the bottomless pits of hell....
But it never came....
Darrell opened his eyes, expecting to see the grim reaper standing over him, ready to strike him down. No such figure appeared, but someone was standing over him. A tall, white alicorn with golden accents on her hooves. Her mane flowed 4-tones....light cerulean, light turquoise, extremely light cobalt blue and a pale heliotrope. Her eyes glowed a grayish-magenta.
"Hello Darrell. Sorry I had to reveal myself to you before I had originally planned to."
Darrell looked up at her shocked. "Dear God, I must be dead."
"You are not dead, and you may still call me....Tia."
I thought it was fine.
1232933 Why post it if you /know/ it sucks?
D'aww, how I expected a gangster to date Celesty! Very d'awwing, considering I think that this is cute.
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In science class today, we had microscopes and put a larvae in the slide. When close up, we could see it's heart pumping and it's head shaking, and I literally screamed out "D'AWWW!"
1237523 s**ts and giggles
1237529 D'AWWWWW
I like it.
1237541 Thanks...but i was serious about this literally being a take-a-dart-and-throw-it-at-a-wall story....i'll post the pic to prove it soon
1237553 don't care how you chose the idea. It's still good.
1237564 thnks... and i bet it is easy to tell it usually isn't my style to do romance stories...i usually do dark shit like my Saw story or my Marenobyl story... hopefully it continues to go well though
That actually wasn't bad. You say it sucks, but I like it. As a reward, have an Octavia plot: dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_plot.png
And some Deadmau5: [youtube=XaZkpyMl20Y]
1237801 Thanks and beautiful plot btw lol and Deadmau5...fuck yeah! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_dealwithit.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Cloudchaser_dealwithit.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_chair.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png
Fuck yes. This here is success my friend. Also, on a side note, I believe ponies live on neptune( reply if you get it)
This is epic.
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Nice job.
i liked it
Here's your criticism, bitch.
Take that thumbs up and get me more.
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1237953 i get it
1237956 fuck yeah
1237962 thank you
1238457 I shall if you shut up and take my writers block
Quite a fascinating concept, play this right and you could make a great fic
1239143 Thanks..more to come and i hope i get better at it
1239243 Damn... take away me thinking this sucks....it's doing alot better than i thought...now here is alittle treat for everyone
Hell yea talk about a awesome turn of events keep it up. Oh almost forgot Don't hate your own wrighting That would just have you disappointed when you get what you expected, Hate mail, Don't do that, keep positive. Here read my story Sweet Apples, its a romance story, but does have some bad past memories in it. I got the idea to kind of go with some of my life to keep it interesting and entertaining for others. Just keep positive and you will make a wonderful story.
1239312 thanks for the support and i will check Sweet Apples out
Cool job Brony
1232933 Uh....For what my opinion is worth, I don't think it sucks. Moves a bit faster than others I have read, but I sure as hell wouldn't say it sucks... Myself, I'll be fave-tracking, and thumbing-up, looking forward to more. o.o;
The story isn't bad at all. I very much enjoyed the first chapter!
1239736 thanks!
1239828 ill try to slow it down more in later chapters
1240588 thanks!
1238587 hooray, someone who gets mythological comedy!
1241521 of course i do now....
but they're are saying it wrong....it's Canterlot...not Camelot
Liked and Faved
MOAR.
1244446 thnks
1244891 more to come
Epic fic is epic. Here's a fav and my internetz. Use them wisely and write moar of this.
1245263 thanks alot!
Seriously, this is good.
Don't sell yourself short, . Being so super cereal man.
1245439 thanks
1245172
Do not forget to write more please
1246342 I shall....
Not a bad start, you show some promise.
I was all set to hate this fic, especially after you wrote the disclaimer, "This is my first fic so please be nice" which is usually the hallmark of somebody writing crap but you surprised me.
It's a little thin, needs some fleshing out but I'm sure with a little effort you could pull it off.
1248277 thanks and it's not my first fic it's just my first romantic comedy human/pony crossover...i usually write dark and twisted stories
1247050
Thank you
1250806 no problem dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Vinyl_Scratch_lolface.png
Great story bro hope to see more
1256114 thanks...should have the next chapter out by thursday or friday
1232933 Here is my hate criticism.......THIS IS TO AWESOME!
1260391 thanks
1232933 Wait you actually had a list of ideas on a wall and you threw a dart at it and picked this? Wow must have been a lucky throw.
1264627 Hehe thanks and yes...i've still got to post the pictures of all the holes in my wall
1264643 I got half of my idea's 'Wheel-of-Fortune' style, I litterally made my own wheel and made it work, posted all my ideas on it, and just spun the damn thing, only one Idea I made was well...lets just say I made it but stopped it since I got caught up it another story.
1264673 hmm...might have to try a WoF style for choosing random stories.... or maybe just use my Three 20 sided die and just make lists up lol
1264684 Challenge accepted! *rolls three twenty sided dice as all land on 20* My luck is at max ! Its a good thing my stories are doin pretty good, Three Main stories and One Alternate Conintuation story.
1265129 sounds good to me lol....will look into them and give feedback