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iAmSiNnEr


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If you wish to explore Equestria - you'll need this guidebook. It details all the creatures you'll most likely meet on your adventures, and the rarest ones too! This is Fascinating Creatures and How Not to Get Killed by Them.

Written by: Some newt that waves a stick around and mumbles weird words
Cowritten by: Fluttershy


Inspiration taken from that one book where a newt who waves a stick around to shoot lights into the air went around some world where there are witches and gathered all the information for a book detailing some monsters and creatures so you don't get killed by them.

This is meant as a joke - so if you want the shitpost part of it skip all the legit ones about the dragons and whatnot.

Chapters (12)
Comments ( 15 )

[Twilight Sparkle] is currently dating the Alicorn of the Night, Princess Luna. More info on this species in one of the next few chapters.

Better follow through on that one.

Otherwise yes, do the Kirin. And I would LOVE to see you do Flurry Heart. :trollestia:

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I mean, technically the actual book has every creature. This is just part of it - for now.

Sweet Apple Acres - :ajbemused:

That's not how taxonomical nomenclature works. You can't just put a descriptive sentence through Google Translate and call it a species. Yes, I am nitpicking, and yes, this does in fact matter to me.

I am intrigued to see what you do with Best Pony. :derpytongue2:

Also, someone is having far too much fun with scientific names. And I do appreciate how the takeaway here is that Equestria in general is an unspeakable deathworld.

Kirin would be fun. Also... potentially... B a t p o n y.

I take it you've seen Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

Also...

Written by: Some newt that waves a stick around and mumbles weird words

I appreciate the Newt Scamander reference lol

Written by: Some newt that waves a stick around and mumbles weird words

I am waiting for the seemingly inevitable day that Mr. Scamander loses an eye. Y’know -- becoming a “one-eyed Newt.”

I’ll run now. :pinkiecrazy:

Comment posted by Late_Night deleted Nov 13th, 2021
Comment posted by Late_Night deleted Nov 13th, 2021
Comment posted by Late_Night deleted Nov 13th, 2021

Very nice. Liked all the little fun facts. And upon reaching the end I did in fact have one critique:

Where the Kirin at?

Kai

Their old queen is currently stone, turned into that by the Elements of Harmony.

Actually, the elements only depowered her, it was the princesses and discord, at his suggestion, who gleefully stoned the three villains. yet another thing to hate about TEoTE.

I guess you've read Fantastic creatures and where to find them by Newt Scamander. I'd love more chapters! (On this story)

Comment posted by Draco Dei deleted Apr 5th, 2022
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