Once upon a time, in a land far far away. There once lived, an ancient and very grumpy man. The grumpy man was very grumpy indeed, his old wrinkly eyes held contempt, his white mop of a hair hidden popped veins, and his mouth has never met the stranger called a smile.
That is... Until he drank coffee.
And then he died.
But it was not the end of him.
Cover picture is from wikipedia.
Death rating is for the implied death of old age in the beginning.
sounds familiar somehow
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