• Member Since 12th Jun, 2012
  • offline last seen Nov 28th, 2017

electreXcessive


I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

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Welcome, to the biggest collection of sexual innuendos that you will ever experience in your life. Because sometimes, situations are ambiguous. Sometimes we need to write something silly to get us out of a writing slump. Sometimes, ponies interact in the most inappropriate sounding ways possible. Don't act like you haven't seen it before, besides; who doesn't love a good sex joke every now and then?

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 32 )

BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: THAT IS GOLD :twilightsheepish: but not as gold as this

or this
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:moustache::trollestia::unsuresweetie::eeyup::heart::heart:

At first I was like:
:applejackconfused:
Then I was all:
:rainbowlaugh:

Sometimes they're so tight it's almost painful :trollestia:

A personal experience that she should do with someone she trusted, huh?

Well, can't say much except: Quite true:raritywink:. You really do have to be able to trust someone in order to put your body in their hands/hooves/paws/whatever like that.

I have a filthy, filthy mind. You have shown me that.

....
I don't even...

I don't even lift

2177773... *ashamed*... sadly i know what you mean... OMG the Gloves...

...
this is now officially a "you have must read this to be even able to call you self some day an author..." ... GREAT WORK GOD DEMNIT!!! :pinkiehappy:

Sonuva...
Why must my brain be scumbag brain?

All that "raw bunny power" gave Angel carpal tunnel :trollestia:

This reminded me of something akin to a running gag in an Austin Power's movie, my kind of raunchy. Take my like.

Must... not... read... story... have... date...

Ah, screw it. Reading time, baby!

Both chapters, not even 1/4 the way through, I knew what was happening.

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Congratulations. I hope that you liked them! :twilightsmile:

2189190 YOUR DATE IS READING!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHHAAAA

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HEY! Lady Palma and her Five Handmaidens of Digita are some fine women!

Seriously, though, no, it was a blonde Norwegian 19-year old au pair. There are... benefits... of being a finale contender in a national championship.

Saw the picture. Already like it.

I new it! It was zap apple jam! I was right!

I was RIGHT! A massage. I was right. :yay: Although I began to doubt myself near the end.

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Bravo! Bravo! :yay::pinkiehappy::ajsmug::raritystarry::twilightsmile::rainbowdetermined2::scootangel::moustache::derpytongue2::eeyup::duck::twistnerd::coolphoto::trollestia:

I KNEW IT! IT WUZ A MASSAGE!

Excellent job using my perverted mind to make me imagine such naughty things. :trollestia:

I was just writing about something and I close my eyes and pick a random story, funny shit right here, love the photo

Oh my god I totally got the wrong image reading this story!:rainbowlaugh:

lol on the weird side of fimfiction
Gawd

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