Now things are getting interesting.

Wait, I'm first??? Huh...

1937543 Congratulations, have a cupcake! Or.. I mean.. a cookie.. (lol)

im not sure what to think of all that
lets wait for more : D

This story is getting good XD It's so funny XD

1938746 You think it's funny..? Either you're a sadistic bastard or you have a sick sense of humor, lol

Mother of Celestia. It's like a mashup of all the horror movies I've ever seen. This is gonna be good.....

These exemplify my thoughts on this story:
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1946131 Great, 'cause that is the reaction I wanted to get out of this, lol. Complete brainfuck

Wow...
This just, I feel like I'm watching a movie.
Great so far!