{Slice of life story
considered comedy too
I'll read it with you}
The sun rose up high
guided by Celestia
waking up Twilight.
Rolling over once
burying her head deeper
she was up all night.
Star swirl the bearded
was an intriguing subject
for late night study.
Was it two or three?
her eyelids sagging so low
admitting defeat.
Her head hit the desk
Bringing the world back to light
it was time for rest.
Admitting defeat
she had climbed into her bed
for a fitful sleep.
Now clinging the quilt
she blocked out the cruel sunlight
to ease her fatigue.
Spike trotted past her
wise not to disturb her rest
he went to get food.
Warmly snuggled up
she could stay here all day long
but she was not Dash.
Fifteen minutes more
half an hour was the worst case
and she would awake.
With one final dream
of a Rainbow Factory
and a yellow shed.
"Wow that was quite weird
I should not eat before bed"
was all Twilight said.
To perturbed to sleep
she decided to get up
and find some coffee.
With a clop of hooves
down twenty-two wooden steps
she reached the ground floor.
Into the kitchen
Twilight trotted and could see
a horrific sight
Spike had forgotten
to go to the marketplace
and buy coffee beans.
Sweet Celestia,
what have I done to deserve
a horrible fate?
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That's 6 more laughing Rainbow Dash's then my previous record!
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My dearest Twilight Sparkle,
If I had known you were going to have that kind of party, I would have made time in my busy schedule to visit. Have you ever played truth or dare with a drunken goddess?
I hope when this letter appears on the front page of the Equestria Daily Newspaper, you will learn a valuable lesson about sending drunken letters at 2 in the morning. . . and friendship.
Your unamused ruler,
Princess Celestia
2063004 I like that idea, I'll give that some thought and I think I'll write a short story about it.
You have amused me
This tale of caffeine and woe
Here have an upvote
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thank you for the vote
I am glad you have enjoyed
some of my stories
2079468 Thanks, It's my friend's favorite too. Nice to run into another WH40k fan
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Yeah, though I think the paragraph following that more than makes up for it.
Also, I'm addicted to references like that. I usually throw in an obvious one to distract people from the 2-3 subtle ones I sneak in. It's like a game, only I don't have enough readers to play it with me yet.
I write haiku, too.
I do it in my spare time.
I'm pretty damn good.
Chapter eleven:
A Slice Of Haiku: Fun Con-
cepts: Kaidan's One-Shots
I am a Brony,
so when I call you horse faced,
it's a compliment.
Great story Kaidan,
you are very talented.
Time for chapter twelve.
Anypony can
write Haiku, ,just stop at the
seventeenth syllab.
And now for something
completely different: a
pony face Haiku:
I suck at haikus
Somebody, please kill me quick
To spare innocence