Discord's Stone Imprisonment

by Diamond Quill

Still Mad

Oh Celestia MUST be oh so happy that I'm not in her way to ruin her plans. Her sister might be happy as well. Who am I kidding of course she's happy. Everypony is happy now that I'm gone. If only they can cause misery and EVIL. That's it! I'll try to turn one of them evil! I just have to study the spell for it. I also need to find a way for it to reach somepony. Let's see aha! Here it is: To turn somepony evil you need to cast a spell called the Evilian Spell. This will cause them to think of the BAD things in life and want to make other pony's lives horrible as well. If you are trapped in someplace and want to cast the spell, look in Amazing Spells by Starswirl the Bearded. That book will show you the ins and outs of good and evil. SEE! I will just have to get the dumb book and poof! One of the Princesses may turn EVIL! That is something that will make me a little bit more happier! I realized that the lights here are a little dimmer than usual(still have NO CLUE how the lights got in here in the first place) when it's night time. I checked the clock (don't know how that got here either) when the lights get dim everyday. I just need to find the dumb book and here it is now! OH!! I found the spell I was looking for! Let me study it for like an hour.

I love this book! It tells me EVERYTHING I WANT TO KNOW! Listen to this:The Evilian Spell couses any single pony to think of the bad things in life and eventually tun evil. This spell is hard to cast because it is very dangerous. In order to cast this spell, think of the pony you want to cast the spell on. then focus really hard on ALL or MOST of that one single pony's happy thoughts. Then think of all the things they are against. Your spell will then be cast and will reach your target in at least 5 minutes. If you are somehow trapped or imprisoned and want/need to cast this spell then think about their happy and evil thoughts TOGETHER. That is the only way you can do it. The process of the spell is the same as the one before. If your target is PURELY good then the spell may take up to 8 to 12 months before fully in action. Good luck on this one. I then need to cast and learn this spell right away. If only there were some other way. I'll need a book on that though. Maybe if I think of something good the book will somehow pop up. I'm going to try it.

The book Spells the Other Way by Merpone just showed up. I LOVE Merpone! He is the most famous pony for writing books on evil and disharmony! I have GOT to check it out! Let me tell you his history before I start studying so you know(like if you ever decide to answer me back.) Here we go:Long ago, Merpone was born before the rule of Celestia. He was a strange little pony since he was so interested in the science of evil and chaos. He soon wanted to become supreme ruler of Equestria. He created numerous numbers of spells and cheats to hard spells and wrote them down in a book. He then used these spells to rule the world. Many tried to stop him but the harde and powerful spells took too long and since Merpone had the cheats, he easily beat them. Merpone then imprisoned Starswirl the Bearded in his crown which he forced the metalworkers to male. Merpone proudly ruled and whoever tried to defeat him faced his wrath. When Merpone knew that his time was going to be up soon, he published numerous books on evil and disharmony and cast a spell on them so they could never be removed, destroyed, or damaged by others. That is how his books survived. Then, he finally died and all Starswirl the Bearded was freed. Isn't Merpone great? He was so famous people teach the fillies about him and stuff. TOTALLY worth my time tellin you. It's not like I can age or anything. So I'm going to study.

I'm still studying but I'm taking a break to tell you the cheat: One way to cheat the Evilian spell is to just think of your target being tortured and oh so sad. Then think of a time limit for example 1 day and that is the amount of time it will take for the spell to reach the target. The best part is that the spell is INDESTRUCTIBLE and if censored cannot be destoyed no matter what. It can easily pass through spellbound walls and such tiny things those fools. HA HA HA! Isn't Merpone the best? I wish I were there to see him rule but of course I would be miserable. NOT! Merpone lets the chaotic rule alongside him! I would have been ruler as well! If only he could be here to DESTROY Celestia that wannabe Princess. It angers me to even think of her! If only I could go back in time and change what happened. Back to studying anyway.

I am bored of studying so I'm going to tell you what I should have done to Celestia and Luna: Discord was just simply creating chaos when Celestia and her dreaded sister Luna bust in through the door. Luna pranced up to him and tried to attack with all her magic but the great Discord knew her weakness and attacked her sister, Celestia. Luna was horrified as she turned her focus on Celestia. Then, because the magic spell she was going to cast at Discord was ready to fire, Luna accidentally fired the spell at Celestia which caused more pain to Celestia. Luna completely collapsed crying and sobbing. Discord took the advantage and tuned Celestia ,who was still alive, and Luna into mere foals. He then raised them to become powerful and just as chaotic as he was and together, they RULED THE WORLD! That is what I should have done but I didn't. If only I could turn back time. OH! NO time to write, I need to get studying!

So sorry about the study thing. I was just checking if I could turn back time while trapped in this stone. Apparently I can't really do that. I could if I were out of here though. I just hope that I'll still be able to do my Evilian Spell. This is what Merpone says about the Timer Spell: The timer spell is one of my favorite spells. I used it when ever I messed up on anything like well...everything. If you want to cast this spell then prepare to be youngified yourself. I say DO NOT cast this spell if you are trapped in like ice or rock or you'll still be trapped but as a baby. Too bad, if only I knew what spell Celestia used to trap me. Then I could maybe whatever blah blah you know what right? I'll be able to be freed if I change. WOAH! I feel sick to my stomach. It's like my stone is being moved. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT?!? I am seeing a WINDOW in my body! HOW DOES CELESTIA DO THESE THINGS?!? I see ponies moving me into a garden of some kind. It's a statue garden. I'm going to cast a time freeze spell.