A Collection Of Geodesic One-Shots

by GeodesicDragon

[C ST Rnd X UKoE] Time For The Spectacle

The stage was set.

The lights were dimmed.

The audience was ready.

All that was needed now was the performer.

A booming voice came out over the speakers. "Mares and gentlecolts, please put your hooves together and make some noise... for COUNTESS COLORATURA!"

Applause and cries of glee arose from the assembled fanfillies – not to mention the occasional fancolt – as the Countess took to the stage, already beginning to belt out out one of her famous top hits.

But suddenly, before the end of the first verse, the roof of the stadium was torn off by a tremendous force. A bellowing roar soon followed, as Godzilla suddenly decided to take a break from harassing Tokyo and – after somehow gaining the ability to travel across universes – visit Manehatten instead.

The Countess stood frozen to the spot as the monster stood above her, the audience already making a break for the nearby exits. It was not the monster itself that frightened her, but rather the two large green objects hanging between its legs.

Objects which were getting closer...

And closer...

And closer...

"STOP RIGHT THERE, GODZILLA!" came a loud, authoritative voice. It sounded almost metallic, but it was enough to make Godzilla stop lowering his... you know... to face whomever dared to stop him.

It was Optimus Prime... who had also somehow gained the ability to travel across universes! (Just go with it.)

Countess Coloratura let out a sigh of relief, but her hopes for rescue were quickly dashed when Optimus spoke again.

"I want in on this!"

Godzilla grinned and allowed Optimus to approach him — at which point the two high fived with the force of a thousand suns.

And then they teabagged the poor mare into oblivion.

Author's Note:

You can thank my friends on the UKoE TeamSpeak for this one.

8_Bit was talking to another user - Monty, I think - who had said that he would draw 'anything.' So, Eight decided to ask him for a drawing of 'Godzilla high-fiving Optimus Prime while the two of them simultaneously teabag the Spice Girls.'

Monty said he couldn't draw humans, so I quickly turned the idea into a short story and shared it with everyone. Everyone was laughing for a while, and then Eight suggested that I upload it somewhere. So, I converted it to pony — which in turn led to me writing this... thing.

I regret nothing.

If you're interested, the original version - with the Spice Girls - can be found here.