Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

Everything is awesome!

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I get too many ideas. Mostly Femslash. Lots and lots of femslash.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.