With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Can it be shipped? Does it exist? The answer is always yes.

If you're looking for wisdom, you may be looking in the wrong place.

Hello. I enjoy writing a story sometimes and sometimes colorful equines.

time is a crime

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.

space is a waste

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I am a college student in Center Valley, PA. I play numerous video games and I have a youtube channel -> http://www.youtube.com/dshmokiez

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

“It's better to regret what you have done than what you haven't.” ― Paul Arden, Whatever You Think, Think the Opposite

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

I'm so relieved.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

A star drifting through the cosmos.

My Element is Honesty. My Sin is Envy.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]