loves tiaras.

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

Because Paradox was taken

Just some guy, riding out his time.

Wanted on several counts of excessive meta jokes

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

I don't write pony stories. I mainly write about humans or Equestria Girl stories.

When they stand up and feel the warmth but the sunshine never comes -Metallica

"Take me away to a dream and I will live like it was real, wake me up to reality and I'll live it like it was a dream."

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Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile.

I write things. Sometimes they make sense.

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.

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Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.

Welcome to Warfire Writing Studios, a collab of stories written by PhoenixWarlord and PrinceNightfire93. If you're interested in a commission, shoot us a message and we'll give you details. Thanks! /)

Commission Status: FULL

A ling from the southeast US, support me on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/sandstorm94/overview

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

This may or may not be (but totally is) an alt account. Here, I write porn. Enjoy!

The sexiest man you've ever met.

“Be the change that you want to see in the world of My Little Pony fetish fanfiction.” | Tip jar: https://ko-fi.com/radpanic

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

Dashing do-gooder dog? Accomplished, affable aeronaut? Big-time brony? Lazy lackluster lackwit? You decide!

Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC

You'll see everything. Everything.

I write fics, be it failures or winners, I just write.

Voice Actress | 27 | I enjoy reading fanfics~

Ironically.

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