• Member Since 14th Feb, 2012
  • offline last seen Sep 2nd, 2014

Lucky Roll


Yes, I'm high. High on friendship. Friendship and magic.

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Total Words: 35,499
Estimated Reading: 2 hours

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It just isn’t Carrot Top’s lucky day. First, she has an existential crisis. Then the doctor tells her she only has weeks to live. Finally, she accidentally robs the Ponyville Bank. What can a mild-mannered carrot farmer do, having nothing to lose and armed with more money than she could ever hope to spend? Well, in this case she decides it’s high time she fulfilled her wildest dreams – but when happy-go-lucky Lyra Heartstrings joins the journey, things don’t go exactly as planned...



//Rated Teen for innuendos and several adult references, but contains no explicit material able to disturb minor readers.//

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The following memoir is our most credible and reliable document regarding Twilight Sparkle's transformation. Please note that, while it is possible that not all dialogue has been reproduced verbatim, the actual events happened exactly as put down here, up to and including Twilight Sparkle's eventual fate.

//Rated Everyone for absolutely no objectionable content.//

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Two short sketches which aren't long enough to deserve their own posts.

In At High Noon (genre: comedy), you witness an epic western showdown between Twilight 'Six-Shooter' Sparkle and 'El Bandito' Rarity.

In Not Much (genre: slice of life), you glimpse into the life of Carrot Top, a pony who has never had to make a world-changing decision.


//Many thanks to Starfall for proofreading and Zorbitas for the cover image!//

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Have you ever wondered what happened at the Canterlot garden party when it came to light that Rainbow Dash is not, in fact, the Wonderbolts' trainer? And just why did Fancy Pants favour Rarity? Why haven't we seen her high society friends since the episode Sweet and Elite?

Never fear, dear readers, your sleepless nights are over, for here's the light-hearted tale exactly as it happened!

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"Daring Do leaned forward as she accelerated to a breakneck pace. There were those who said driving a motorbike inside a spaceship made no sense, but after the third robotic gorilla attack Daring knew better..."

Prepare for space-shattering kabooms, dramatic pew pews, and copious amounts of raw AWESOMENESS, because the chase for the generic nondescript artifact has begun!


//Special thanks to McNeil, my proofreader. He rocks!//

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What's the most grave disaster striking humanity you can imagine? Epidemic? War? Famine? Parking tickets?
Wrong. Mankind has already faced all of the above, and, although sometimes raggedly, but survived.

But what happens when Hasbro announces the cancellation of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?! And more importantly, what reasons could cause this unbelievable tragedy?!

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