This story is a sequel to Shocking but True Tales from the Brass Pony Pub

While Fluttershy is away for a holiday celebration, Discord spends Hearth's Warming Eve alone with Queen Chrysalis. However, the Queen has some problems on her mind.

The start of February gets all of the children at Ponyville Elementary in a good mood, no matter what the weather is like, because they know Hearts and Hooves Day is coming up.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders are having a bit of difficulty finding out how dating really works. Applebloom doesn't know what to say, Sweetie Belle doesn't know what to do, and Scootaloo... well, Scootaloo has an entirely different problem.

A small filly finds herself surrounded by darkness, with nopony around. However, things quickly become intense when she hears the sounds of a crying child somewhere in the distance.

When she goes to find it, the situation turns grim.

Rated T for some blood and something which I don't want to spoil.

DJ Pon-3 and MC Wish hate each other with a passion. They always down-talk each other in interviews every chance they get. There's no chance that they could ever like each other at all.

Or, at least, that's what the record label would have you believe...

Pancake Oregano Crackpot III is a strange pony. He is a pegasus who only has one right wing, a glass left eye, and a small room at a home for "special" ponies. What exactly happened? How did Crackpot lose his wing, his eye and his mind? (Heck if I know.)

This fic is based on the "Ask Crackpot" Tumblr by RomanRazor.

EDIT: Featured on Equestria Daily.