Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Waste of space.

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Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )

I run a facebook page called Evil Rainbow Dash. http://www.facebook.com/EvilRainbowDash And I'm kind of new to writing and people say I should come here to upload my fanfic. So ya

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I'm an aspiring writer, with far too many ideas for my own good. I write pony fictions for fun, and if others enjoy them, then that's all I could ask for.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Just your typical mediocre writer trying to make up for his lack of skill at the craft by producing shlocky unoriginal fanfiction!

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!

Sticks and stones, man. Sticks and stones.

An author who loves to write stories with hidden and not-so-hidden references in them. Also has a friend who shares his account and loves to chat with people. "'Sup!"

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

tacos is the new muffins!

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

Yes, I'm high. High on friendship. Friendship and magic.

Just here to read, and write, some FanFic. I really enjoy this stuff, so if you ever need an editor I can look it over for you, just hit me up!