I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

Mostly harmless.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

I commission and write many questionable things.

Commissions always open!

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Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

Just a pega-sister with a story to tell (expect SunsetXAdagio shipping!)

Lets see where this goes. The stories that i write are the kind of stories i like to read and are the kind of randomness that fills my head. I write primarily for my own satisfaction.

Found the show in late 2015, and fell in love with it. I also like D&D (3 and 3.5), Fansty novel and movie, Sci-Fi movies. MarbleMac is Best Ship and Flashlight is a fair second

Brony Community member. Writer of both happy and sad Fanfics. Hope if you come by you enjoy your time here!

I've been crazy all my life, it's kept me from going insane.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

I used to be relevant!

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Deep into that dorkness peering...

Chillbook1's vault for stories that ought to be kept separate from the others for one reason or another

Pessimism paves the way for Optimism

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world. -The Buddha

Pithy Statement

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I mostly write porn. Very very slowly. Deal with it.

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

I am a Princess Unikitty!

"It is my sworn duty to protect the harmony of the Haremverse but if ones so salty try to disrupt this harmony in any way, THO SHALL GET RIGIDITY WREAKED BITCH BOI!"

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

Too much to write; too little time

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

A Warning to Others

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.