A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

Konnichiwa, nakama no sakka! Ganbarou!

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

YouTuber, with a tip jar and a Patreon!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Horrifically Fun

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

The magic comedy hoers.

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

Fear makes strangers of us all.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Basically stories of Celestia and Luna bickering like sisters. Or Celestia being a jerk. Or Luna being clueless. XD

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Prepare to be worded.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hm?

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

WHO AM I?!?

Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

I admit to being a geek. Wanted an outlet to try writing, as it seems to clear my thoughts.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

space is a waste

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"I'm not addicted to reading, just let me finish reading this chapter."

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

I prefer writing and reading original stuff, with a sinful taste to abnormality, darling.

My Linktr.ee

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

Forget not that I am a derp.

Dead Account

"You think you know me..."