Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Just a guy that writes fan fiction from time to time.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

If you like my writing you can encourage it.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

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We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

Reading order/list is on the profile page or here.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

I used to be relevant!

No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.