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Pony in new tiger hoodie with little to no idea of what she's doing

Try and guess my favorite pokemon. No, really.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

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Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Hello! My name is DivineRoyalty, and I am an aspiring author, musician, and artist! I hope you enjoy!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I like mares and stories about mares.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

My writing slowly improves, I believe. I hope to be an even better writer tomorrow. Feel free to join my Discord.

You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain; rainbows won't up the sky unless you let it rain. —Autumn Blaze

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I used to be relevant!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

A real lady killer.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Constantly battling between dumb bits and hard logic (he/him)

A Closet Brony (except online *wink*) Discord | Ko-fi

"My brush is finer than my sword." | Christian, artist, writer...above all, crazy.

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't ask questions. Just have fun. Slam the oven door and join the party.

Reading order/list is on the profile page or here.

just another golden hour cryptid getting through life one crunchy-witch-hippie story at a time

I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!