"If I was an oven creator, I would label the knobs 'FRONT' and 'BACK.' Not a tiny diagram of how to fuck yourself." ~Austin "Chef" Dickey

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MA Research Student and former teacher. Part-time tutor, part-time bartender. Full-time writer and MLP: FIM researcher.

irresistible

Where's the blacksmith? Well, he got fired for fraud.

I am here only to please my fellow readers and am eager to see mlp Fim used in any artistic form and I lookforward to seeing the tallents of the internets writers brought to life

Hey, I am Questionmark x3, but call me Qx3 or just Questionmark. I love to write stories including the princesses.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

Like a dog chasing tires.....

Bananas are best pony.

Professional donkey fluffer

I'll die with the herd. psn: turbogamer110 Discord is TurboTheHouseBug#8926

Gassing yourself is the only solution. In fact, it's the final solution.

Greetings. Welcome to my humble page. If you like, please stay awhile. Listen to the aria of the past.

[shitposting loudly]

Welcome to my page! Below you can find my carefully curated collection of works I've read over the last ten years! Take a gander, if you'd like!

If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.

Big Brother is Watching You

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Very, very "unnice."

Memento Mori doesn't mean you should just lie down and wait to die. Rather, live each moment like it could be your last, because you never know which breath will be the final one.

I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

My buddies Tirek, Scorpan, Spike, Celestia and Discord are AWESOME AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!!! DON'T DENY THE LOVE!!!! ***iloveyouTirek***

I like to make fun of poor people.

Brony, furry, and raging bisexual. Nice to meet y'all!

8000 soldiers!

Don't like the show. Came here cause I like the stories and fan art.

An attic dwelling animator who decided to start writing pony fanfics. Let's see how this plays out.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

look at name I will not post stories and will be very inactive

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

A fire horse on a magical horse site, totally original right?!

"The light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not."