"There is an art to being a cookie. One cannot be too sweet or too salty or too raw or too cooked. A perfect cookie is a cookie that strives to achieve a mean of each and every proportion."
Hello there. I was born on a Saturday, I guess I was meant for weekly episode shows. Darkness is just an absense of light, so sometimes you just need someone to call you over to the sunny patch
Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.
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I just hope to improve my skills as a writer and to entertain the people who read my stories. I also love anime, so expect a few references!
A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!
Your friendly occasional writer of mediocre material and general observer of life who can't keep his mouth shut. Enjoy!
I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
My name is Mark and I am a gamer and a film guy and that's me in a nut shell
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.
Dislike: troll fics, trolls(more than anything else in this world)
Don't question WHY there are giant spinning brightly colored floating rings, it shall not change the giant spinning brightly colored floating rings are there.
The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.
Writer, Actor, Singer, Rapper, Aspiring Brony Voice Actor, Artist, Funny Guy, College Student & Aspiring History Teacher. I'm just a guy who wants to make an impact or mark in one way, shape or form.
"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann
Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.
I'm a brony, Whovian, casual Star Trek fan, and a film geek with a collection of DVDs and Blu-Rays that numbers into the thousands combined. I'm a nerd for all seasons.
I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.