A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

I'm just here to write.

Is that a terrorist?!?

No minute is Best Minute

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life

The sexiest man you've ever met.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Something-something horse narrations.

I love reading Fan fiction, and sometimes, I like creating dramatic readings for them. :) http://www.youtube.com/user/thelostnarrator

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

The Tomorrow King.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Love is a verb, not a noun.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

space is a waste

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

The magic comedy hoers.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

loves tiaras.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

Not a changeling.