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“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

I actually am a scientist!

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

No.

Almost There...

Hello, dear listener. Enter freely and of your own will. (Podfic narrator on hiatus; any pronouns)

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

This is fiction. But it is based...

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Verily, vanity.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Caw caw?

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

A real lady killer.

I write fics, I do talky-talk readings of fics. Find them on YouTube.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Aspiring writer and insatiable SciSet shipper. She/her. https://twitter.com/CraftableAlice

Hello!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

I am your one-stop-shop for all things merrily melancholy.

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.

Oh. Five years?