The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

ALL MY THINGS ARE HORSE THINGS!

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.

I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

Ooooh! Butunz!

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Horrifically Fun

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Just a 20-something-odd guy from Iowa

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

the pleb formerly known as doccular

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13