ALL MY THINGS ARE HORSE THINGS!

Formerly known as bananachips; sorry for any confusion. You can message me on Discord if you like: CommissarVulpin#8472

haunted dog haunted dog haunted dog haunted dog haunted dog hau

Open for Art Commissions. I write gay romantic comedies with ponies now. Get off my back, MOM.

Open for Writing Commissions. Welcome to the smut zone. If you want depth, look elsewhere. If you want length, you've come to the right place.

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

sex is like a really good drum solo

"Ponies, and stuff"

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.

Writer Pony, how do I write with hooves and no horn? Secret.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

A proud member of Pony in a Box: https://www.youtube.com/user/SqueakAnon/videos

She/It. Writer of Lewd Stories and Horny Ponies. Unhealthy obsession with Twilight Sparkle

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

Remedy, She/Her, writing bad fanfics since 2011 and not stopping anytime soon.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Trying to make up for lost time. DM me for edits

★★★★★

just another golden hour cryptid getting through life one crunchy-witch-hippie story at a time

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Romance and Slice of Life Writer

I live life deliciously.

"Yeah, or maybe it's just, like, a feeling, you know?"

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

Hey guys! I am a new writer, and the fics I will be publishing in the near future will be the first i've written. I also do artwork, and its just as mediocre as my stories! WOO!

I really should get around to writing this description, huh...

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

trying to see how many ways i can hurt applejack, apparently Ko-Fi | Pronouns

irresistible

"...he had a little bit of talent, and some of the concepts he wrote about were a little bit interesting. "

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.

Keep moving forward.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake

Doctor of particle physics who enjoys the technicolor cathorses. :P Co-wrote No Longer Displaced and No Longer Alone with Sober.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Spitfire is best pone, Rarity is worst, and no, I'm not changing my mind. Art by Magical-wings06 (Commissioned from: https://www.deviantart.com/magical-wings06/gallery)

Average brony obsessing over the main cast with an unhealthy desire to see them in a dark fantasy setting.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Quills and Sofas Writer, Comment Clubber, Professional Procrastinater, She/Her

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

This is where my filth goes

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~