Howdy, I’m Burt.

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*blushes*

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Welcome back to the cum zone

Welcome to the cum zone

I'm a pony loving wierdo, but I don't bite. Talk to me.

I am a rockstar!

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!