Married, Recetly became a Brony
Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed
We are the ones who make what they wish to make! Writer and Author!
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
My hobbies include yelling at my microwave, having an existential crisis, and video games.
"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.
If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?
The Bronies have now infiltrated the police, prepare for love and tolerance you criminal scum!
I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.
“Don't walk in front of me — I may not follow; don't walk behind — I may not lead; walk beside me and just be my friend.” - Albert Camus
I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
I'm sorry that I am terribly late with my updates.
I make fanfiction sometimes. Just call me 'Talentless'.
Just a guy who likes to write. I let my stories go where they please. I'm just their instrument of creation.
I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!
Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel. (Any Pronouns)
"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"
I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!
I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.
Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.