When confronted by certain mortality, when you realize that your lifetime is measured in days,
When Destiny itself foretells your impending death ...

You tell to the world that your death is not the same as your end.

And Never. Stop. Moving.

Notes: Story starts roughly 1129 years before the show, and somewhat anachronistic in the beginning. Other characters may be added in when required.
Inspired by "Lord of Dorkness" and his vision of a trans-humanist future.
Inspired by my annoyance at how 90% of all Liches appear to be assholes.
HIATUS: My first criticism inspired me to fix the utterly jumbled mess that is the first arc, because it was written with no effort to continuity, and the assumption that nobody would read it. There's a lot of new stuff that needs to be added to bridge the gaping holes everywhere, but it ain't dead. Not until I die, anyways.

Arc 1: The Gathering of the Dead (1 - 25)
Arc 2: The March of the Dead (26 - 34)

Tags: Necromancy, Transhumanism, Lich, Cyborgs

Unsanctioned contact with Extradimenstionals is illegal. Lawbreakers of the multiverse will be tracked down, and Exterminated on sight.
Punishment: The removal of Free Will.
No exceptions.
No tolerance.
No mercy.
No hope.
Forever.
(Thanks to FullMetalFurbee for cleaning up my stuff)

(A/N: The story is going to be a bit clunky. The reasons are because there is a butt ton of lore built up for The Great Multiverse Theory, all of which conspire to make it really hard to tell a story with it. The shortest way to describe it is me deciding to populate the Outside of the Universe with sociopathic eldritch abominations to police against threats to homeostasis. If there seems to be something that should be told, but isn't, don't hesitate to ask)
And I'm not very good at writing compared to the worldbuilding I've made for this.)

A life in a day of a not really a pony Button Mash, and other weird things.

This is Razgriz's fault.

I regret everything.

Author's note: Please don't read this. It is bad. I'm saying it now. Don't come in with any hope of an interesting tale. In fact, please leave and read the other Button -ash fics that are written by actually good writers?

Peaches. Peaches are awesome. Peaches are best fruit. James and the Giant Peach is my favorite movie. Obviously, when I got the funds to go to Comic Con, I dressed as a giant peach.

For some reason, people hate peaches. They should hate Apples. Apples are evil. My old peach tree told me that, and because I didn’t listen, one of them burned my house down.

Continuity: Optional, or for as long as I remember the plot.

Blueshift, this is all your fault.

Author's Note: I didn't try. At all. If this gets upvotes, I'll start seeing how many sharks I can jump intentionally because this does not deserve it.
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Idiots.

People say that ponies have been crossovered with everything. That may be true, but most of them are character crossovers, because they tend to be easier. So I decided to make fusion crossovers with random things. Yes, some of them are weird, so I haven't been able to think up much plot for them. Make what you will of the concepts. I can't own any of them. Expand if you want. If you have any ideas, tell me if you want. I make no promises of what will happen to it.

1) Soul Eater: There is no "Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns." However, there is "Celestia's School for Advanced Weapon/Meister Tactics." It's a combination. Extra: [Adventure] Char:[NMM]
2) Matrix: The Changelings have infiltrated all of society. They have, for all intents and purposes, replaced everything. None of the ponies notice. They are all living inside a wonderful dream. The Matrix. Extra: [Dark][Slice o Life] Char: [Changelings][Luna]

Everyone always seems to have happy endings during the Holidays. Not me. Not any of us. Why? Its so you inside dwellers get to experience it.

The multiverse is a dark, dark place. Someone has to hold it back. Though one may question who are the worse monsters, the guardians or the mindless beasts.

[A/N]: Editors would be nice.

This is TF Foundries, proud producer of things great and small. We offer cutting edge tools and materials for your everyday needs, such as pans, bats, chainsaws, shotguns, rifles, explosives, high explosives, chaotic-explosives, and our best known product, hired guns.

Thank you for visiting TF Foundries. Today, we are happy to present to you some of the most powerful persons Equestria has to offer. Let us Meet the Team.

And once again: Welcome. Welcome to TF Foundries.

Notes:
1) TF Foundries should be enough to let you figure out what crossover it is.
2) This was supposed to be a Meet the Team parody, until I accidentally gave it a disjointed plot. Expect the interviews to start getting stranger and stranger.
3) Cookie to whoever gets where I ripped the last line of the Description from.
4) Thanks for Aziraphael, _Medicshy, Skeeter_The_Lurker and Appletank for looking this over
5) Ponies are Hasbro's and Faust's, and other disclaimer thingies. Team Fortress 2 is Valve's and other disclaimer thingies.
6) Sorry for the image quality. Going to the source will make it look much better.
7) This is a Team Fortress Crossover

Daring Do goes into a Temple to get this golden statue thingy. No reason whatsoever. No reason at all.
Really.
Its not to pass time or anything.
I'm serious.

Cross w/ Temple Run. I was bored. Sue me.