Laid back prairie rat.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

I'm just here to read

Proud to be one in a million, but the other 999,999 people probably hate me for it.

Clinically diagnosed with SciSet Brainworms

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

There are no rules in art, love, and war.

*underwater hoot*

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

As a writer you ask yourself to dream while you're awake. As an editor you ask yourself how to change a story while leaving it the same.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Me or my OC?

It's time to comfypost and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page

A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Senior Huevos fan (They/Them) Patreon/Ko-Fi/Discord

why finish a story when i could start three more

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

Pineapple Love. Beloved Mare. Follow me on Discord: Godfrog#4197 Support me on: My patreon https://ko-fi.com/nailah

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

Loves to write, hates the paperwork | Ko-Fi

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I believe if there's any kind of god, it wouldn't be any of us. Not you or me, but just, this little space in between.

Escape from the sinking - Do you see what I mean?

Cherish the thought.

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Catch me inbetween hyperfixations

Hi. I'm Ficta. I enjoy writing silly comedies and soul-shattering tragedies. There is no in between. :)

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

"You make me feel like I have my life at least a little bit together, and I appreciate that."- CPL

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice

"To become who you are meant to be. You must first accept your flaws, then make them into your strengths; only then, can you fully be who you are meant to be"

No.

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